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Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	196
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Items Found:	2141
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

aita, business owner, Communication, dream, emergency fund, EXPECTING, Failure, family dynamics, financial stress, grow business, Guilt, HOURS, Kids, paycheck to paycheck, provide, retainer client, SAHM, SAHMinecraft, savings, Small Business, stay at home mom, Support, vulnerable, watch, Wife, work, work-life balance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Votes:	7381	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

MineCraftyMemories

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fandom, character analysis, emotional manipulation, evangelion, fan interpretations, fan theories, fictional relationships, harem, harem tropes, Minecraft, misconceptions, psychological analysis, relationships, Server, SHINJI, Shinji Ikari, Shinji’s relationships, Shinjis, speculation, validation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	8129	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crops Grown:	2776	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

BdayBashCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Potions Brewed:	116	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CharityCraft2021

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Items Found:	4971	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!