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SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP

blocky, Bois, classic remakes, enhanced editions, enhanced remakes, game remakes, improved graphics, improved remakes, Minecraft, modernized gameplay, modernized games, obsolete originals, original game obsolete, reimagined games, remade classics, remade favorites, remade video games, remastered classics, revamped video games, smp, updated versions, updated video games, Video game remakes, Vidya remakes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3823	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	New Chunks Explored:	216401
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	149
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	123	Love Letters Sent:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	5306	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
New Chunks Explored:	744189	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!