Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

bathroom break, Bowel Movements, Caffeine, Cappuccino, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee benefits, coffee buzz, coffee drinker, coffee lover, coffee time, Digestive health, Espresso, gastrointestinal, java, latte, Minecraft, morning ritual, morning routine, Poop, regularity, Server, Shit

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Holycraft, human rights violations, international relations, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian territories, palestinians, political tensions, Raid, security forces, Server, Unrest, violence, weapons, West Bank

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server, cuz like, we got israeli forces killin’ two palestinians and seizin’ weapons in west bank raid! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! come join the fun and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness of this server. plus, we got some sick builds and minigames that will blow ur mind. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyTurkJustice

Accountability, acquittal, BlockyTurkJustice, Corruption, court decision, court ruling, criminal justice, human rights lawyer, human rights violation, impunity, injustice, judicial system, Justice, killing, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Legal System, police officers, Rule of Law, trial outcome, Türkiye

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so, liek, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna fight for justice? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got police officers who kill human rights lawyers but it’s all good cuz we got acquittals left and right! join us for some crazy adventures and questionable moral decisions, it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of our wacky world where justice is just a suggestion!

ThirstyCraft: 72 Hours Til Death

countdown, danger, death, dehydration, dehydration effects, dehydration prevention, dehydration symptoms, dehydration treatment, emergency, fatal consequences, glass of water, health, health risk, HOURS, hydration, medical emergency, NSFW, Survival, ThirstyCraft, Til, Time, Warning, Water

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis place is wild, like a pack of rabid llamas on a rampage. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers throwin the sickest parties.

u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT, and let’s just say it didn’t end well. but hey, at least it was a blast! literally.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time u log on.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this wacky world.

HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!

childhood obesity, children, diet, emotional eating, family dynamics, food choices, Fun, HangryCraft, Healthy Eating, long-term effects, mental health, nutrition, Nutritious, parental influence, parents, PRESSURE, relationship with food, research, stress, Stress Management, study, turns, unhealthy foods, wellness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	113
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only food you can eat is healthy food. no more cake or cookies or golden apples, only broccoli and carrots and kale. but get this, if you try to eat a piece of cake, your character like, explodes or something. it’s crazy, right?

you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.

come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?

Fabled Battlegrounds: Where the only magic is how quickly you can rage quit after getting demolished in PVP!

BATTLEGROUNDS, demolished, entertain, Fabled, INFORMATION, Join, Magic, mindless beef, Modded, people, PvP, quickly, QUIT, RAGE, Server, small group, Summer, swordplay, teamwork, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8422	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded PVP server
Features	Multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods
Focus	Swordplay and teamwork
Group Size	Small group of players
Joining Info	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, there is no whitelist. You can join our Discord server to get all the information on how to join.
What mods are included in the server?	We have multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods to enhance the PVP experience.
How long will the server be active?	The server will be active for the next 3 months.
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on swordplay and teamwork, promoting player interaction and strategic combat.
Can I join solo or do I need a group?	You can join solo, but teamwork and forming alliances are encouraged for a better gaming experience.

JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

America, Bidens, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, joe biden, JoeCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, piece of shit, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, united states, Vote, Voting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	58	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!

Throwback /pol/ Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, Community, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, current events, debate, discussion, Edition, forum, History, internet culture, liberal, meme, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, opinion, POL, Politics, Server, social media, Throwback, throwback thursday

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect server for you! Introducing our Throwback Thursday: /pol/ edition server!

Join us for a wild ride through the depths of the internet as we recreate the chaotic energy of everyone’s favorite controversial message board. Build your own Pepe shrine, engage in heated debates about lizard people, and embark on quests to uncover the truth behind the Illuminati’s secret plans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rare meme-loving creepers that explode in a shower of rare Pepes when defeated. Collect them all and become the ultimate meme master!

So why wait? Join our /pol/ edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to wear your tinfoil hat for extra protection against mind control!

PuppyApprovedDatingOnly

animal instincts, apartment living, bully breed, communication skills, DATING, dodging a bullet, dog behavior, first date, GRINDR, LGBTQ, misunderstood, personal boundaries, pet compatibility, pet etiquette, pet owner, pet-friendly, PuppyApprovedDatingOnly, quirky dog, socializing pets, stranger danger, unexpected behavior

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as my dog? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like my dog who hates hats and sunglasses. Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what to expect, just like when my date got growled at by my normally friendly dog. Who knows, maybe you’ll dodge a bullet just like I did by finding the perfect server for you. Don’t listen to your friends, join us and embrace the drama!

CraftyNATO Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, control, CraftyNATO, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, finalize agreement, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have NATO controlling all the military aid to Ukraine! it’s like playing real life politics but in blocky pixel form. build your own army of creepers and take down the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to steal all the diamonds. with NATO on your side, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources or getting ganked by a skeleton. join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

DefenseCraft: NATO Prep

Alliance, cooperation, defense agreement, defense deal, defense pact, DefenseCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, long-term commitment, Military, military cooperation, nato, precursor, Prep, SECURITY, security alliance, strategic partnership, Ukraine, united states, US

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

so, like, u know how ukraine and us just like signed this super cool 10-year defense agreement, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the ultimate training ground for all the future nato soldiers! join us and u will be like a super soldier in no time, fighting off creepers and zombies like a pro!

we have the craziest battles ever, like one time this dude built a giant castle and we all had to team up to take it down. it was epic, bro! plus, we have the best weapons and armor in the game, so u will be unstoppable!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, just waiting for u to discover it. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate warrior in the minecraft world!

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