regular cores – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

amd, Cores, CPU, CreeperCuckCraft, CREEPERS, cuck cores, cuck-core aware scheduler, future upgrades., hardware schedulers, HATED, HTSMT, hyperthreading, intel, King, load balancing, logical threads, low-power cores, Performance, processor, regular cores, scheduling process, smt, software schedulers, Technology, Upgrade, WWIII

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

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SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

acceptance, attraction, Breaking Stereotypes, cultural influences, DATING, Diversity, individual choice, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Personal preferences, Preferences, Race, relationships, Server, SnowyPixel, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, white women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling zombie unicorns with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Steve himself once logged on and built a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at white women the same way again.

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SMP_KoreanMenGoneWild – Minecraft SMP

controversy, crime, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, discrimination, Dungeon, Indian men, Justice, korean men, law enforcement, locking up, media coverage, Minecraft, punishment, racial profiling, sex crime, smp, SMP_KoreanMenGoneWild, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, suggestion, violence

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the wildest drama unfold! We’ve got Korean men committing sex crimes, but don’t worry, our Indian men are innocent angels in this chaos. Someone even suggested locking them all up in a dungeon together – because why not add some spice to the mix? If you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, then this is the place for you!

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BoysNotWedding Minecraft Server

11 month old, 3 hours, BoysNotWedding, bridal party, center of attention, child-free, Difficult, family, farm wedding, Help, in-laws, Kids, Minecraft, nursing, parenting, photos, ponds, ring bearers, Rude, Server, travel, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing family and wedding drama! Join us for a wild adventure on our farm-themed server, complete with two big ponds for you to explore (just watch out for the creepers!).

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and leave your older kids with your mum for a day of peace and quiet. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, even if your in-laws are mad at you for not bringing the kids for photos. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world to escape to?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide between building a castle or a rollercoaster. Let’s leave the real-life stress behind and have some fun together!

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CarDealGoneWrong

Agreement, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, CAR, CarDealGoneWrong, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Disrespect, husband, Instructions, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MONEY, Négotiation, overreaction, price, relationship, Sell, Trust, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t let you down like this husband did? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable car dealer, always sticking to the agreed price (unless you’re into negotiating, then we can make exceptions).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected negotiations (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t worry, we won’t let you down like that husband did – we’ve got your back!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to negotiate is who gets the last diamond. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

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NocturnalNuisance Minecraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, difficulty sleeping, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, midnight worries, Minecraft, Nightmares, NocturnalNuisance, overthinking, racing thoughts, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where creepers dance to dubstep all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons!

So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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SequelCraft: The Better Version

ADVANCE, better, Enhance, Exceed, film, follow-up, Franchise, Improvement, Movie, original, Outshine, Predecessor, prequel, progress, Sequel, SequelCraft, series, superior, surpass, Top, Upgrade, Version

You know how sometimes the sequel is better than the original? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our Minecraft server! Our server is like the crazy, over-the-top sequel to all those boring, vanilla servers out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers break out into a perfectly choreographed dance routine.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as wacky and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves on roller skates. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, whether it’s building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown car full of TNT, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience that’s more bananas than a monkey riding a unicycle through a minefield.

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Heatwave Havoc Minecraft Server

access to resources, climate change, environmental impact, environmental justice, Europe, extreme heat, global warming, Havoc, heat stress, heat-related illnesses, heatwave, heatwave impacts, heatwaves, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Poorer people, public health, Server, social inequality, socioeconomic status, Spanish researchers, temperature rise, urban heat islands, vulnerable populations

Yo, you ever been playin’ Minecraft and suddenly you start sweatin’ like a pig in a sauna? Well, on this server, we got you covered! Our virtual world is so cool, you’ll forget you’re even playin’ a game! No more heatwaves fryin’ your brain cells, just chill vibes and epic builds.

Our Spanish researchers have discovered that poorer players tend to suffer the most from extreme heat in Europe. But fear not, on our server, everyone is equal! No matter how many diamonds you have, you’ll always be treated like royalty. Plus, we got special coolin’ potions that’ll keep you feelin’ fresh even in the hottest biomes.

So come join us and leave the heatwave behind! Build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and make friends with llamas (yes, we have llamas)! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to stayin’ cool in real life too.

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ZelenskyCraft: Victory Plan

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Long-term goals, Military, Négotiation, peace talks, Plan, political news, strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine-US relations, upcoming meeting, US, Victory, victory plan, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “hey US, we got this super cool ‘victory plan’ we wanna show ya next month!” and zelensky is all excited and stuff. but like, what if the ‘victory plan’ is actually just a giant minecraft server they wanna show off? like, they’re gonna be like “hey US, forget about politics and stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! we got diamonds for days and creeper explosions for miles!” wouldn’t that be hilarious? so yeah, join our server for a chance to see ukraine’s secret ‘victory plan’ in action! who knows, maybe zelensky will even build a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks. you won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

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Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse

Assertiveness, communication etiquette, correcting name pronunciation, personal boundaries, PronounceMyNameOrElse, Respect, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-advocacy, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-identity, social interactions

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.

also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.

so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.

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CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

17th, 17th century, addiction, Assumptions, brain studies, Brains, Century, chemistry, cocaine, Cocaine use, CraftyCocaine, discovery, drug use, Drugs, Europe, European, european history, Evidence, historical, History, Narcotics, neuroscience, research, Surprise

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server cuz we got cocaine found in 17th-century european brains up in here! that’s right, 200 years earlier than anyone thought! come get high on history while you mine and craft your way to victory! who knew those old europeans were partying so hard back in the day? join now for a wild ride through time and space (well, just time actually) and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for you! trust us, this server is lit AF!

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