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Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Emeralds Found:	2785	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Emeralds Found:	2796	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Alien Abductions:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchantments Applied:	138
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	6012	Buildings Constructed:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3911	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	653	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	207
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!