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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 642 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 132 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 116 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!