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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8742 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6235 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 113 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2149 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
