Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.
So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!
