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Dumping 100k Link at $30 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about money? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dump 100k links at the low, low price of $30! But beware, the fat man refuses to touch $30 bills because he’s convinced they’re cursed by a mischievous Minecraft witch! Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mines Excavated:	1239
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

hey u, yeah u, do u like explosions? do u like chaos? well then u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got more artillery shells than north korea sent to russia! imagine the epic battles u can have with all that firepower, it’s gonna be lit af!

we got crazy events like the great tnt war where u can blow up ur enemies to bits and claim victory! and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, we got creepers on steroids and zombie pigmen riding giant spiders, it’s a total nightmare but in a fun way!

plus, our community is the best, we’re all a bunch of loony tunes who love to prank each other and have a good time. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret 😉

EgoCraft: Where You’re Always the Hero

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4851

so, like, u know how sometimes u look in the mirror and u see, like, a potato with legs staring back at u? well, on this amazeballs minecraft server, people will see u as the majestic unicorn that u truly are! like, seriously, they’ll be bowing down to u and showering u with diamonds and emeralds cuz u are just THAT fabulous.

and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.

also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.

so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.

EternalVictimCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Tired of being griefed and trolled on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch a chicken! That’s right, no more crying over your precious builds being destroyed by some random troll. Join us and experience the ultimate safe haven for your pixelated creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor in the game. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself? Legend has it that he roams the land, pranking unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and put an end to his mischief once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch that chicken).

CraftyMix Minecraft Server – Where Asian Women Love White Men!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Votes:	533

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.

So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!

LoserCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4811	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ores Mined:	2310	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being called a loser in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a loser is actually a good thing! Our server is filled with the coolest losers you’ll ever meet, from players who can’t build a simple dirt house to those who constantly get blown up by creepers. Join us and embrace your inner loser!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.

So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!

CreeperCarnage – Fear Factor Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you afraid of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to conquer your fear of dull gameplay and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens and riding unicorns into battle. Don’t let your fear hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyComrades: NoTiesAllowed

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where G7 leaders are too busy fighting over who’s the biggest boss to notice the real action happening in our pixelated world!

We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our secret underground bunker is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat).

Forget about politics, come join us and let’s build a world where the only alliances that matter are the ones you make with your fellow gamers. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to victory, one block at a time!

SkinSwapCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8501	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

yo, come join dis server where we got crazier burns than dat! we got lava pits everywhere, so you gonna be needin’ skin grafts left and right just to survive. but don’t worry, we got a whole team of virtual doctors ready to perform surgeries on you while you play. it’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less McDreamy. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the ultimate skin graft challenge!

Chaos and Carnage in Murk PVP Land

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Murk PVP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Murkpvp.minecraft.best
Discord	https://discord.gg/VXNX9py7

Join our NEW map!

Murk PVP with a brand new map and a fresh MCTOP.

🔹 Server Features:

PvP Survival: Test your skills against other players in a challenging survival setting
MCMMO Installed: Level up your swords, axes fists and a bunch of other skills, do more damage the higher level you are, runescape style! Mobs scale the further you are from spawn and the higher level you are so be ready.
Community-Focused: We are a new server looking to grow and foster a friendly and active community, dedicated players will be open to rank promotions
Moderator Opportunities: As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.

Why Join Us?

Fresh Start: Be among the first to join and help shape the community from the ground up. Put your name on MCTOP for everyone else to see!
Active Development: We’re constantly improving and adding new features based on player feedback.
Supportive Community: Meet new friends and enjoy the game together in a supportive environment.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply use the server IP Murkpvp.minecraft.best to connect to the server.
Can I apply to be a moderator?	As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.
What sets this server apart?	Our server features PvP Survival, MCMMO skills, a community-focused environment, and opportunities for growth within the server.

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4865	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a completely insane and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the Japanese have destroyed a base in Hawaii, leading to a quest to save the Jews and homosexuals by defeating the majority of white Europeans. But wait, there’s more! America is evil and retarded, so we must first kill all our brethren before taking on the Japanese.

So if you’re looking for a server with a crazy plot twist and non-stop action, come join us and be prepared for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be part of a wild adventure like this? Join now and let the chaos begin!