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Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server

andre, Andres, athlete, battle, challenge, Championship, cody, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, determination, Epic, Fight, Minecraft, perseverance, pride, refusal, refusal to lose, resilience, Server, Sportsmanship, strength, Struggle, Unloseable, Victory, wrestlemania, wrestling

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6875
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where battles are taken to the next level! Imagine if André the Giant refused to lose a fight on our server, it would be crazier than Wrestlemania XXXIX when Cody lost! Join us for insane PvP battles where anything can happen, even if it defies all logic and reason. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between legendary Minecraft players that will go down in history as the most epic battle of all time! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyCreeper, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, Game, general, guides, INFORMATION, Kissing dotards, League players, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	6985	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3979	Ores Mined:	7361
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Farms Harvested:	775	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mines Excavated:	2385

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	New Chunks Explored:	155498
Farms Harvested:	191	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!