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Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switching

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Runes Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ores Mined:	6918

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Crafty, Edition, Minecraft, nice tits, nice tits edition, Server, Social, social edition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violence

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Farms Harvested:	222
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

89087928, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, PixelatedPickle, previous, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

armored warrior, arthurian legend, Avengers, Black Knight, comic book hero, comic book lore, comic book mystery, comic book villain, Dark, dark knight, enigmatic persona, fictional character, knight, legendary warrior, marvel comics, medieval knight, Minecraft, mysterious figure, never heard of her, shadowy figure, smp, superhero lore, sword and shield, unknown character

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!

Spider Spawner Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you ready to face your worst nightmare in Minecraft? Join our server’s Arachnophilia mode, where every block is infested with giant spiders! But don’t worry, they’re not here to harm you – they just want to give you a friendly hug with their eight hairy legs.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.

But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!

Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

barbed wire, border control, border security, civil liberties, civil rights, DEMOCRATIC, democratic values, democrats, Ethics, freedom of movement, government policies, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Minecraft, Political debate, question.., security measures, smp, social justice

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!