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  • Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

    Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1654
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Villages Defended: 13 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepSisDramaGoneWild

    StepSisDramaGoneWild
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 7958
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 113
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 3468
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Falling into the Void: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2770 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mines Excavated: 1463

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyBlockAirways

    SkyBlockAirways
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 984
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Star Shards Collected: 228
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 378
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Void Gems Collected: 40

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 9351
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Astral Projections Made: 0

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    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6378
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

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    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

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    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8867
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Crops Grown: 4919
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Towns Built: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Magic Items Found: 8232 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 9830
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Star Shards Collected: 252
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

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    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 4058
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1836
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Potions Brewed: 63
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 38

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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