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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7895 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5215 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
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So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!