2024 Best reddit haiku New Minecraft Servers

BossOfEUminecraft

AUTHORITY, Belgian PM, BossOfEUminecraft, cooperation, Democracy, Diplomacy, EU Presidency, Europe, European Commission, European Council, european parliament, european union, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, negotiations, Orbán, Politics, power dynamics, Unity

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join this madness. first of all, we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the macarena. not even kidding.
also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the craziness begin! EU Presidency may not mean u are the boss of Europe, but on this server, u are the boss of your own wacky world.

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5Ws1H Minecraft Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a party up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all dat jazz!
So, like, where can you find a server where you can build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Right here, baby! We got zero gravity blocks and space cows and everything!

Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join our server and play as a superhero with super speed and laser eyes? Save the world from evil mobs and look fly doing it!

When you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe! It’s like a dream come true, but in block form!

How do you like the idea of a server where you can ride a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen? It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but way more epic!

What are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just watch out for the exploding chickens and lava waterfalls, they’ll getcha every time!

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BlockyBias: Stick with the Inferior!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so freakin’ awesome that you won’t even believe it, man.
like, we got, like, crazy cool builds and, like, the best players ever, like seriously, they’re like Minecraft gods or something.

and, like, if you don’t join, you’re gonna be missing out on all the fun and excitement, like seriously, you’ll be kicking yourself for not joining sooner.

so, like, come on and join us, cuz this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. you won’t regret it, like, at all.

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Off The Block

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to your next Minecraft server! Off The Block is a small but growing community of mature players. We have custom enchantments and custom-made plugins. We focus primarily on economy survival but also have skyblock and creative.

Besides the game modes, we offer a balanced economy/shop, vote crates, and awesome time-based ranks. Ranking up unlocks awesome perks like /treefeller, /god, /glow, and /skull.

What are you waiting for? Join today!

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Rainy Day Cafe

Adventure, balance, Blend, BUILD, Community, creativity, Discord, Economy, entrepreneurial spirit, Events, fair, market, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Rainy Day Cafe, Safe, Server, smp, Survival, TEAM, Trade

Join Rainy Day Cafe SMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where a dynamic, player-driven economy meets a friendly, supportive community. Trade, build, and adventure in a balanced market, enjoying unique plugins and regular events that keep gameplay exciting. Our dedicated team ensures a safe and fair environment, letting your creativity and entrepreneurial spirit flourish. Join our Discord, and start your adventure today! Experience the perfect blend of economy and community at Rainy Day Cafe SMP!

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Spectre SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Semi-Sanity! Now with 100% more Hermitcrack!

Builders, Collaborative, Community, diamonds, Economy, Europe, Friendly, FSit, Hermitcrack, Image2Map, Longevity, meets, Minecarts, Mods, Performance, PvP, recipe changes, Redstone, Season, SemiSanity, Semivanilla, smp, Spectre, Vanilla, voice chat

Spectre SMP Server Overview
Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.21 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made!

What do we offer?
Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff! We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects! The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important! A fresh ‘season’ and 1.21 world with lots of potential!

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!
We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects!
The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important!
A fresh ‘season’ and 1.21 world with lots of potential!

We are looking for:
builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want. players who interact often and well with other members. creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term. active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods:
Fabric 1.21 and hosted in Europe Lots of performance mods Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building Faster minecarts Simple Voice Chat Image2Map FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)

Apply to join:
Discord Server

FAQ
Q: Can I join if I am new to Minecraft? A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels, but we do expect a level of dedication and willingness to learn. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server? A: We do not have any strict age restrictions, but we do expect all players to act maturely and follow the server rules. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate banning from the server. Q: How often is the server reset or wiped? A: We aim for long-term worlds, but seasonal resets may occur depending on the player activity and server performance.

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I am new to Minecraft? A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels, but we do expect a level of dedication and willingness to learn.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server? A: We do not have any strict age restrictions, but we do expect all players to act maturely and follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate banning from the server.

Q: How often is the server reset or wiped? A: We aim for long-term worlds, but seasonal resets may occur depending on the player activity and server performance.

HorrorMovieNight Minecraft Server

bad horror movies, binge watching, Chill, comfy, couch potato, Entertainment, Fun, Gore, horror movies, HorrorMovieNight, late night, lazy day, Minecraft, movie night, Popcorn, Relaxing, Scary, scream, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Thriller, Watching

Are you tired of watching bad horror movies alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror movie experience in-game! Our haunted mansions are filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered. Who needs popcorn when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in our spooky world? Join now and see if you can survive the night…if you dare!

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Nightwalk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a nightwalk through a crazy funhouse!
Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re walking on sunshine even in the dead of night.

We’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, pigs that fly (literally), and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a nightwalk you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, because who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into)!

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Hungary-Free Minecraft Server!

Approves, Conflict Resolution, consent, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryFree, international relations, intervention, military aid, Minecraft, nato, new, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, totally off the chain, bro! You gotta join because, like, the EU just approved new military aid to Ukraine without Hungary’s consent, and things are getting wild up in here!
I heard that on this server, you can ride around on flying pigs and battle evil villagers with diamond swords that shoot laser beams. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes.

But wait, there’s more! You can also build your own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds and emeralds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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JetPark: Kyiv’s Permission Required

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, JetPark, jets, kyiv, Kyivs, Military, nato, Permission, Politics, required, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, Washington

come join our minecraft server, where we have russia’s most dangerous jets parked in the open a hundred miles from ukraine! but wait, there’s a twist – kyiv needs washington’s permission to strike them! what a wild ride, amirite? so come on over and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the stakes are higher than ever before! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down those pesky jets and save the day. or maybe you’ll just build a cool house and hang out with some chickens. either way, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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