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ReeCraft Minecraft Server

FUCKING BITCH, have sex, Minecraft, PICTURES OF YOUR FEET, REAL HERO, ReeCraft, reeeee, Server, SETTLE FOR A HANDJOB, SUCK HIS DICK

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with entitled players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape the REEEEEEing and find true heroism. Join us and become the real hero who gets all the glory and all the…uh…perks. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a special VIP section where you can trade pictures of your feet for in-game currency. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

August 26th, August 8th, Community, CraftyCreeperz, Edition, endwalker, Expansion, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming news, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moonfire Faire, Online Community, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, smp, special event, Square Enix, Updates

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Emeralds Found:	9400	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2079
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	62

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV patch update! Join us for a wild ride filled with resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a chocobo.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is coming up, and let me tell you, it’s going to be more lit than a Nether portal on fire. Get ready for some epic quests, insane rewards, and maybe even a dance-off with a Eorzean primal.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig with wings? Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the chaos. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

SurvivalShowdown Minecraft SMP

battle, challenge, Competition, Conquer, Contest, Defeat, determination, Endurance, Fight, Game, mental toughness, Minecraft, Outlast, Outsmart, physical ability, skill, smp, strategy, strength, Survival, SurvivalShowdown, Victory, WIN

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7850	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in a room with 1000 other players, all staring at you with determination in their eyes. Your mission? Survive by beating every single one of them at one thing. But fear not, for this is no ordinary challenge.

In our server, you’ll have to prove your worth in the most outrageous and ridiculous ways possible. Want to challenge someone to a build battle using only dirt blocks? Go for it! How about a parkour race where the floor is made of slippery ice? Sure thing! Or maybe you’d prefer a PvP duel where the winner gets to ride a pig into battle? It’s all possible in this wacky world.

But beware, for the other players are just as determined as you are. From master builders to seasoned warriors, you’ll have to outwit and outplay them all if you want to come out on top. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world what you’re made of! Just remember, only the craziest and most creative will survive in this wild and unpredictable world.

CelebKindnessCraft

CelebKindnessCraft, Celebrities, celebrities I’ve met, celebrity encounters, celebrity kindness, famous encounters, famous faces, famous figures, famous individuals, famous people, famous personalities, favorite celebrities, Kindness, kindness in celebrities, meeting celebrities., meeting famous people, memorable encounters, nicest famous person, positive interactions, role models

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	2819
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Have you ever met a famous person who was so nice, they gave you diamonds in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular day on our server! Join us and you might just run into a celebrity who will build you a castle made entirely of emeralds. Trust us, it happens all the time. So why settle for boring old servers when you can hang out with the rich and famous in our virtual world? Come join the fun and see who you’ll meet next!

MiddleEastMayhemMC

aircraft carrier, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, fighter squadron, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global conflict, international relations, Iranian retaliation, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhemMC, military deployment, military escalation, military presence, military response, national security, naval forces, regional stability, security measures, US, Warships

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Potions Brewed:	91
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got so much action goin on, it’s like a warzone up in here! we got US sending aircraft carriers, warships, and fighter squadrons to the Middle East, and u can be a part of the chaos! join us and help us brace for Iranian retaliation, it’s gonna be a wild ride! build your own army, conquer territories, and show those Iranians who’s boss in this epic battle for supremacy! come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

Nexus Empire

Community, Download, Interact, Minecraft, Modpack, modrinth, Nexus, Nexus Empire, Play, Proximityvoicechat, Server, smp, Social, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Crops Grown:	6042
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Ever wanted to join a Minecraft smp where people actually interact and has a full community.then this is the perfect server for you just download out modpack on modrinth and you are ready to play

NexusEmpire.modded.fun

Crafting in the Kitchen with Auntie HearthCraft! Cook up some fun with Java 1.20.2 and 15 friends online!

1.20.2, Active Economy, AUNTIE, Community, Cook, Crafting, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, Friends, Fun, hard difficulty, HearthCraft, java, kitchen, Land claiming, Marriage, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Griefing, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, rules, Server, smp, statistics, virtual world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	688
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2566
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

HearthCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/sarias-song/">Minecraft Server</a>

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Reset Policy	Server will never reset. World dates back to July 2019.

Technical Details:

Feature	Description
Server Machine	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia
Plugins	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver
Difficulty	Hard

Important Links:

Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there paid perks on the server?: A: No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on HearthCraft.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?: A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing.
Q: What is the server’s difficulty setting?: A: The server runs on Hard difficulty.
Q: Can I claim land on the server?: A: Yes, there is a land claiming system available.
Q: Is there a live map for the server?: A: Yes, you can view the live map at https://map.hearthcraft.net.

E-Celeb DramaCraft Minecraft Server

attention seeking, Celebrities, contrived, Drama, DramaCraft, E-Celeb, eceleb, Entertainment, following, gossip, influencer culture, influencers, internet celebrity, LATEST, media frenzy, Minecraft, Obsession, online drama, pop culture, public spectacle, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Votes:	5558
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show. Witness epic battles over who stole whose diamonds, secret alliances formed in the shadows, and betrayals that will make your head spin. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server in existence. Join now and prepare for the chaos!

Minecraft SMP: JeetCraft

acceptance, break up, brothers, Closure, emotions, ending, Farewell, Goodbye, healing, Heartache, it’s over, jeet bros, JeetCraft, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, relationship, separation, smp

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with other players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have been terrorizing the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding sheep.

CarCraftCashCow

Accountability, car accident, car maintenance, car ownership, car repairs, car safety, CarCraftCashCow, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, Decision making, driving habits, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, life lessons, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching a lesson, teenage driver, tough love

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re cruising along in your virtual car, jamming out to some tunes on the radio, when suddenly BAM! You crash into a semi truck and the airbags deploy. But don’t worry, because on our server, the only thing that gets smushed is the front bumper of your car. And guess what? You have to pay $5000 for the repairs! Talk about a lesson in responsibility, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with fast food restaurants where you can work to earn virtual money to pay for those crazy car repairs. Who knew flipping virtual burgers could be so lucrative?

So come join us on our server for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!