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Port Minecraft SMP w/ Mods or Emulation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a little bit of chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their bacony regime? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a mod that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Watch out though, because they still explode with cuteness!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get your dancing shoes ready!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BabyBash Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, BabyBash, Birthday Party, child development, children’s birthday, emotional meltdowns, family decisions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting dilemmas, postpartum, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sleepover, sleepover etiquette

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenting in the virtual world! 🍼🎮

Are you tired of dealing with meltdowns like Ellie’s over sleepovers? Join us and let your kids have as many virtual sleepovers as they want without disturbing the baby zombie in the house! 🧟‍♂️💤

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild parties that will make your child forget all about real-life sleepover drama. 🎉🎈

So come on over and let your kids have the time of their lives while you enjoy some peace and quiet in the real world. Join now and say goodbye to parenting dilemmas! 🤪✨ #ParentingWin #MinecraftMadness

SofaSnoozeNoMore

aita, Bed.., box room, Cinema, Communication, compromise, decision, family, girlfriend’s cousin, guest, office, own home, refusing to sleep on the sofa, second bedroom, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, SofaSnoozeNoMore, staying over, unreasonable, weekend plans, working from home

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this story, we believe that you shouldn’t have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your girlfriend’s cousin.

Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!

CraftyCrafter SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

Admiration, Affection, attraction, Behavior, Body language, covert signals, CraftyCrafter, EYES, Gestures, Heart, Hidden feelings, infatuation, Interest, into you, long tail, nonverbal cues, not-so-obvious, romantic interest, secret crush, signs, smp, Someone, subtle hints, unspoken signals

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	490741	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9058	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are they constantly building heart-shaped structures out of pink wool and diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep leaving signs around your base saying “I dig you”? If so, congratulations, you’ve got a secret admirer on the server! Join now and see if you can uncover the identity of your mysterious builder crush. Who knows, it could be the server admin, a famous YouTuber, or even a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on this chance for some pixelated romance and drama.

SeasonCraft – Because every season is a new adventure!

activities, Adventure, autumn, Changing Seasons, climate, Cozy, enjoyment, Fall, favorite time of year, favourite season, holidays, Nature, outdoors, Personal, Preferences, reasons, Season, seasonal changes, SeasonCraft, Spring, Summer, weather, why, Winter

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Do you love seasons? Well, on our server, every day is a different season! One minute you’re building a sandcastle on the beach, and the next you’re skiing down a snowy mountain. Who needs a calendar when you have our wacky weather system?

Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what season will come next. Will it be raining cats and dogs? Or maybe a heatwave that turns your crops into popcorn? The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our ever-changing seasons. Who needs predictability when you can have pure pandemonium?

CraftyCreeperCo: DealOrNoDealGeo

Agreement, Caucasus region, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, Deal, DealOrNoDealGeo, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solution, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, georgia, international relations, negotiations, occupied regions, peace talks, political tensions, resolution, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

so like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the wildest place you’ll ever see, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party in your computer, bro.

and get this, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a diamond sword? bam, you got it. need a castle made of gold blocks? poof, there it is. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city? yeah, there’s a whole civilization living down there, trading emeralds for enchanted books and brewing potions that’ll make you fly. it’s like a whole new world, man.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the fun. see you in the game, dude.

Slide n’ Shock Server

charge differential, Crackle, discovery, electricity, Explanation, forces, Friction, Motion, Phenomenon, Physicists, PHYSICS., research, Science, Server, shock, slide, sliding motion, static electricity

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the ultimate electric vibes in Minecraft? Well, this server is where it’s at! We’ve got static electricity like you’ve never seen before, thanks to our top-notch physicists who have cracked the code on how it all works.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the front and back of sliding motion, creating a charge differential that will make your hair stand on end (literally). Feel the crackle of static electricity as you navigate through our electrifying world, where every block you touch could send sparks flying.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where science and Minecraft collide in such a shocking way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly electrifying – join us now and get ready to be zapped into a whole new world of fun!

RichLands Minecraft server

Approval, Create, Discord, ELEMENTS, form, Friends, Join, Minecraft, NO DONATION, Play, profile, RichLands, rp, Server, SETTLEMENT, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

RichLands is a vanilla server with RP elements.

There is no donation of any kind on the server.

On the server you can survive alone or with friends. Join settlements or create your own.

To access our server, you must:

1. Log into our Discord server.

2. Fill out the form.

3. After your profile is approved, you will be added to the whitelist and you will be able to play on our server

richlands.joinserver.xyz

Coffee Network: Where minigames, realms, and PVP are brewed to perfection!

active community members, brewed, coffee, Community Events, Conquer, dedicated players, dynamic mix, Economy, economy-driven world, empire-building, Events, fast-paced battles, Growing Community, KitPvP, Minigames, Network, new game experiences, Perfection, PvP, PvP battles, Realms, Skill-based PvP, special rewards, staff applications, Survival, ultimate Minecraft experience

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Potions Brewed:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to Coffee Network Minecraft Server

Website	Visit Coffee Network
Discord	Join our Community

Welcome to Coffee Network, the ultimate Minecraft experience! We’re home to a dynamic mix of KitPvP and Survival modes, with more exciting game modes coming soon! Whether you’re looking to conquer in PvP battles or build your empire in a survival world, we’ve got it all.

Features:

✅ KitPvP – Battle it out in fast-paced, skill-based PvP.
✅ Survival – Explore, build, and thrive in our economy-driven world.
✅ Events – Join community events for special rewards and fun!
✅ More Game modes Coming Soon – Stay tuned for exciting new game experiences!

Note: Staff applications are currently closed, but we are always looking for active community members. Join us today and become part of a growing community of dedicated players!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
Can I join the server on a cracked version of Minecraft?	No, we only allow players with a legitimate copy of Minecraft to join.
How often are new game modes added to the server?	We aim to add new game modes regularly, stay tuned for updates on our website and Discord.

Cracker Craze Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, Calorie Counting, coping mechanisms, Cracker, CRAZE, dieting, emotional eating, fasting, food addiction, Hummus, meal planning, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nutrition, overeating, self-control, Server, skinny, support groups, Therapy, unhealthy habits, weight management, wheat crackers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life food addiction by indulging in virtual feasts of epic proportions! Our pixelated world is filled with endless buffets of cake, cookies, and pizza – all with zero calories!

Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Food Monster, who tempts players with delicious treats at every turn. Will you have the willpower to resist his sugary temptations, or will you succumb to the cravings and binge on virtual snacks until dawn?

With mini-games like “Cake Wars” and “Pizza Parkour,” you’ll never run out of ways to satisfy your hunger for adventure. So come join us on our server, where food addiction is not a problem – it’s a way of life!