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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8434 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 741 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5911 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 502462 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!
