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GroypersCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, activism, America, appreciation, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Dedicated, fan base, Followers, Grateful, Gratitude, Groypers, GroypersCraft, Loyal, Minecraft, movement, patriotism, Political, recognition, Server, Supporters, thank you, thankful, thanks

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all groypers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a griefer who thought he could wreak havoc on our server. Little did he know, our moderators were actually trained ninjas in disguise! They swiftly took him down with their diamond swords and sent him running back to his mom’s basement.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and will peck anyone who dares to challenge them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the groypers family!

NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	6578	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

TabascoTroll Minecraft Server

annoyance, beef stew, condiments, criticizing, Disrespect, eggs, family dynamics, flavor enhancement, french cuisine, Habit, husband, ketchup, Minecraft, palate training, pasta, pizza, pot pie, Salads, savory dishes, Server, soups, stews, Tabasco sauce, TabascoTroll

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and bland? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a bottle of Tabasco sauce!

Join us for a wild ride where you can enhance your gaming experience with a touch of heat and flavor. Just like how Tabasco sauce enhances every dish, our server will enhance your Minecraft gameplay to a whole new level.

Forget about boring old servers where everything is the same. On our server, you can mix and match different elements just like mixing Tabasco sauce with ketchup. Who knows what crazy combinations you’ll come up with!

And just like how the husband in the story can’t live without his Tabasco sauce, once you join our server, you won’t be able to live without it either. It’s addictive, it’s fun, and it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So come on and join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you craving for more. Who needs beef bouruignon when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper? Join now and let the flavor explosion begin!

MomCraft: Rent-Free Zone

aita, charging rent, college, college education, educational choices, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, forcing kids to get a job, gender bias, Gender Roles, household expenses, household rules, Job Opportunities, MomCraft, parental support, parenting, RentFree, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work ethic, Zone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values education over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we believe in supporting our players through their academic journey!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while we take care of everything else for you. Just like how this parent promised to take care of everything for their son who went to college, we promise to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Forget about charging rent or working at FedEx like the daughters in this story, on our server, you can focus on your studies and still enjoy all the fun of Minecraft without any extra responsibilities. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some fellow players who are as supportive as this parent is to their son.

So come on, join our server and let us take care of you while you embark on your Minecraft adventures. Who needs rent when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP

30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, aging, BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Maturity, Men, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Time management, twenties, wisdom

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Animals Bred:	173	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you a seasoned player in the game of life looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to your mature tastes? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for men in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond to unleash their inner block-building beast!

Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.

But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!

OceanGoneButNotForgot

ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean creatures, ocean depths, ocean disappearance, Ocean exploration, ocean floor, ocean habitats, ocean mysteries, ocean research, OceanGoneButNotForgot, oceanic biodiversity, oceanic life, oceanography, oceans, underwater world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have recreated the entire ocean floor with hidden treasures, secret underwater cities, and even a sunken pirate ship filled with booty (literally, there’s a lot of gold). But be careful, because the ocean floor is also home to giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for their treasure. So grab your scuba gear and dive into the most outrageous underwater adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

Banks, cyber attack, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Defense, finance, Financial, hackers, History, i24NEWS, incident response, INFORMATION, iran, LARGEST, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Network, SECURITY, Server, Technology, threat, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6337	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more cyber attacks than iranian banks lmao. it’s like the wild west of the internet but with blocky graphics and creepers. we’re basically the biggest target for hackers cuz we’re so popular, but don’t worry we got top notch security. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be part of history, bro.

DroneCraft: Attack on Airbases

aerial assault, airbases, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, kyiv, Military, military escalation, military operation, military strategy, russia, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	918195
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones attacking airbases like in ukraine but in minecraft!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers!!! join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and dominate the skies with your own army of drones!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft!!! hurry before the russians retaliate with their own army of virtual soldiers!!! #minecraftwarfare #droneattack #ukrainevsrussia

NaloxoneNinja – Saving Pigs in 3.2!

animal testing, animal trials, automatic administration, drug overdose, experimental treatment, Healthcare, humans, Implantable device, innovation, isos, life-saving technology, medical device, Minutes, naloxone, NaloxoneNinja, opioid crisis, opioid overdose, overdose prevention, Pigs, research, Revive, SAVING

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Animals Bred:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9776
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Yo, come join this wild Minecraft server where we got pigs overdosing on opioids left and right! But don’t worry, we got this crazy implantable device called “iSOS” that detects overdoses and shoots out naloxone like it’s confetti at a party. These pigs be living on the edge, but thanks to our high-tech gadget, they’re back on their feet in no time. Join now for a real adrenaline rush and see if you can save more pigs than our automated naloxone dispenser! It’s a piggy party you won’t want to miss!

CraftiversePvP

1.7.10, classic, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, old school, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7484
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you stick of todays factions servers? Do you miss the good ol’ days? Without loot crates, classes and server popups?

Simply, that’s CraftiversePvP Basic spawn, little plugins, straight to the point. Spawn in and get to work. The server was designed around that old-school feel. You won’t be disappointed.

Version: 1.7.10

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