join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.
so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.
| Server Focus | Role-playing with character lore and storyline |
|---|---|
| Compatibility | Java and Bedrock cross-play |
| Events | Weekly PVE events and boss battles |
| Staff | Dedicated regional staff for player support |
| Gameplay | Minimal interference from plugins for a vanilla experience |
Simply go to our website and join our Discord server!
If the website is inaccessible, you can add “tyzixp” on Discord for an invite.
Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, so you can play with your friends regardless of their version.
Yes, be sure to check out the rules on the website before playing to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.
We aim to host weekly PVE events and boss battles to keep players entertained and engaged.
We strive to maintain a vanilla feeling on the server, with limited plugins that interfere with gameplay. Grief Prevention is the most notable plugin in place to protect player items and homes.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white players on our server decided to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks. Why? Because they thought it would bring them good luck in battle. And you know what? It worked! They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to their shiny poultry friend.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pranks you’ll ever see. One time, a player filled another player’s house with nothing but llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the white people are just as unpredictable as a redstone contraption built by a toddler. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!
Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.
