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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 397 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Votes: | 7574 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 398 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS