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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9628 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!
But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!
Join now and let the insanity begin!
