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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1476 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 188 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Are you tired of the real world already? Looking for a way to escape the monotonous grind of job hunting and adulting? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!
Join us and leave behind the stressful world of minimum 3 years of experience and junior position listings. In our server, the only language you need to be fluent in is Minecraft speak (which consists of a lot of “oofs” and “hmmms”).
And get this, instead of a measly $800/month salary, you can earn diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite just by playing the game! Who needs a real job when you can be a Minecraft millionaire?
So come join us and start living your best blocky life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the CEO of our server and rule over all the pixelated lands with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).
