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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7759 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 22 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Are you tired of the real world already? Looking for a way to escape the monotonous grind of job hunting and adulting? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!
Join us and leave behind the stressful world of minimum 3 years of experience and junior position listings. In our server, the only language you need to be fluent in is Minecraft speak (which consists of a lot of “oofs” and “hmmms”).
And get this, instead of a measly $800/month salary, you can earn diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite just by playing the game! Who needs a real job when you can be a Minecraft millionaire?
So come join us and start living your best blocky life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the CEO of our server and rule over all the pixelated lands with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).
