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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9408 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 103 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
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