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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 840 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported into a world where you can battle against the infamous Mountain Dew monster and claim epic loot. Plus, our community is so epic that even the WoWg guilds are jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!