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OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

*drills your oshi*, Boundaries, concerning, creepy, drill, DRILLS, extreme behavior, fan behavior, Fandom, Harassment, idol culture, idol worship, inappropriate, Minecraft, Obsession, obsessive behavior, Oshi, OshiDrillCraft, Problematic, stalkerish, STALKING, toxic behavior, Unhealthy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Blocky Booty Busters

attracts the most degenerate fans, barely any lines, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, how does she do it, no sex appeal, only one good ID, personality isn’t likable

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9839	Ores Mined:	7697
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mines Excavated:	3857	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	290
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1516	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	4707
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	232	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.