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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7297 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
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