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TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	288665	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	252	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Votes:	6456
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9939	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1051
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magic Items Found:	8063
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

birthday gift, clothes, collection, confession, Confrontation, customized locket, Demand, Fault, Girlfriend, instagram, jewelry, makeup, makeup package, Minecraft, overreacting, screaming, Server, sibling conflict, stealing, StealMyStuff, Stepbrother, stepfamily, Yelling

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!