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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 868 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 89 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!