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BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, asset allocation, BitcoinBaller, Bitcoins, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized currency, digital assets, Digital Currency, Diversification, financial freedom, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, risk management, savings, smp, speculative investments, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with 50 bitcoins waiting for the bravest and most skilled player to claim it. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes! Only the chosen one can defeat the chicken and claim the bitcoins for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who are always throwing epic dance parties. Join them for some groovy moves and maybe they’ll even teach you their secret yeti handshake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a floating island made entirely of candy where you can build your dream base and feast on unlimited sugary treats. Just watch out for the candy monsters that roam the island, they have a sweet tooth for players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just walk away with 50 bitcoins and a new yeti best friend!

HustleCraft: Mine for Money!

creative hustle, Entrepreneurial Journey., Entrepreneurship, extra income, financial freedom, freelance, gig economy, hustle and grind, HustleCraft, lucrative, MONEY, money making, online business, part time job, passive income, self-employment, side gig, side hustle, side job, Small Business, success stories, work from home

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and only finding coal? Do you dream of a side hustle that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make more diamonds than a wealthy villager with a monopoly on trading. Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon is investing in real estate here! So come on down and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft. Who needs a side hustle when you can make a fortune in our virtual world?

AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase

Acute, Acute Phase, AtheroCraft19, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, chronic inflammation, Complications, Covid-19, Cytokine Storm, Endothelial Dysfunction, immune response, immune system, inflammation, INITIATION, long-term effects, Pathophysiology, phase, Progression, Pulmonary Complications, risk factors, thrombosis, vascular health

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!

Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Adventure, Bells, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Edition, Evolution, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, java, Join, Llamas, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Pigs, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla, Version, whistles

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	205	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Void Armor Forged:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
How often do eras change on Evo SMP?	Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	290
New Chunks Explored:	761824	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Dimension Hops:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

Pay4UrKidsMess

accident, Accountability, Behavior, Cleanup, consequences, customer service, Damage, discipline, Kids, Mess, negligence, parenting, Pay4UrKidsMess, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Retail, Soda, Store, supervision

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	123
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

FantasyCraftMC

Alternate Reality, common fantasy, daydreaming, daydreams, dream scenario, dreaming, Escape, fantasy life, fantasy world, FantasyCraftMC, ideal scenario, ideal situation, imagination, mental escape, non-sexual daydreams, non-sexual desires, non-sexual fantasy, peaceful thoughts, personal desires, Relaxation, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

Alliance, armenia, azerbaijan, baku, bound, Caucasus, cooperation, Diplomacy, Eurasia, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Meeting, Partnership, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, relations, souring, summit, TIES, Visit

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever