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ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

billionaire, charismatic leader, controversial figure, cult of personality, disruptor., eccentric, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, influence, innovation, inventor, modern day, present day, rasputin, Reimagined, spacex, SpaceX CEO, Technology, tesla, Tesla founder, Visionary

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ores Mined:	6076
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

Dracon Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9592	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1675	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8184
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	77
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	68	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Star Shards Collected:	227	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!