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PotionCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, Beverage, confusion, drink, Enchantment, FANTASY, funny, humor, love, love potion, love potion or whiskey, Magic, magical whiskey, Minecraft, mysterious love potion, Potion, potion or whiskey, PotionCraft, romance, Server, Spell, swigs, whiskey

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love potions are actually just whiskey in disguise! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken adventures and questionable decision-making.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our love potions will have you confessing your undying love to creepers and sheep alike. Who needs a pickaxe when you have liquid courage on your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground speakeasies, where you can trade diamonds for questionable items and dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server, where love potions are whiskey, diamonds are the currency of choice, and the only rule is to have a good time. Just watch out for those pesky hangovers, they hit harder than a creeper explosion!

Tonight’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

addition, calculation, Counting, counting activity, counting challenge, counting exercise, Counting Game, counting practice, estimation, Figures, Guessing, how many tonight, Mathematics, Minecraft, Numbers, Numerals, Quantity, Shenanigans, smp, sum, tallying, tonights, TOTAL

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	966
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited food and powers beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with traps set by mischievous villagers who are tired of being ignored.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in our lava hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting on top of our tallest tower. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where the trees sing show tunes and the mushrooms throw a mean dance party.

So, how many tonight are ready to join our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

Mom’s Sleepover Shack

Assumptions, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, Friends, Girls, guest room, high school, misunderstanding, moms, Mother, negligence, parental consent, parenting, Permission, relationships, Shack, sleepover, sleepover rules, teenage friendships, teenagers, Trust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a teenage sleepover? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through parent drama, just like in this wild sleepover story.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a heated argument between parents about whether or not a girl should have stayed the night with boys. Who needs PvP when you have parents going at it over sleepover logistics?

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the chaos of miscommunication, assumptions, and phone calls blowing up like creeper explosions. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you saying “I can’t believe this is happening in a Minecraft server!”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

LimbsAwayCraft

amputated body part, amputated limb, amputation, amputation recovery, amputation surgery, amputee, biohazard, disposal, Healthcare, LimbsAwayCraft, Medical Ethics, medical practice, medical procedure, Medical research, Medical Treatment, medical waste, patient care, surgery, surgical procedure, surgical waste, tissue donation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep all of your limbs intact! Unlike those other servers where your body parts mysteriously disappear, we guarantee that you will leave our server will all limbs attached.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!

KurskCraft: Bridge Blunders

Blunders, border disputes, bridge destruction, Bridge.., Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military technology, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Ukraine, War Tactics, Western rockets

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	1033
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	16

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz, like, u can be part of da epic battle between russia and ukraine! u can be all sneaky and use western rockets to destroy bridges in da kursk region, just like in real life! join now and be part of da chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

RareCancerCraft

cancer patients, cancer research, cancer study, common cancer patients, common cancers, mental health, mental health issues, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, mental health study, Patients, psychological health, psychological outcomes, psychological research, psychological study, rare cancer patients, rare cancers, RareCancerCraft, Risk, study

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	220	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mines Excavated:	2157	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

so, like, you know how when you play minecraft and you’re, like, building stuff and mining and stuff? well, on this server, we got, like, magical unicorns that poop out diamonds and rainbows that give you super powers.

join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure and talking cows that tell the best jokes.

not to mention, our community is, like, super supportive and will always have your back, even when you accidentally blow up your own house for the tenth time.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if that means riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Anpanman’s Neglected Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, Anpanman, Anpanmans, Bread man, cartoon, childhood favorite, children’s show, cultural appreciation, Cultural differences, cultural impact, Entertainment, global perspectives, ignorance, Japanese culture, lack of awareness, long tail tag, Media, Minecraft, neglected, pop culture, Realm, Server, SuperHero, West, western society

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where they actually expect you to care about Anpanman? Well, look no further because on our server, we couldn’t care less about that bread-headed superhero! Join us for a wild ride where we focus on more important things like building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and having epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Who needs Anpanman when you can have all this craziness and more? Join now and leave that bread-loving hero in the dust!

TreasuryBillz4Doordash Minecraft SMP

DoorDash, Economy, finance, financial literacy, Financial Planning, inflation, interest rates, investing, investment strategies, long-term growth, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Overpaying, passive income, personal finance, savings, smart investing, smp, stock market, treasury bills, TreasuryBillz4Doordash, wealth building

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Doordash deliveries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Not only do we offer a thriving economy where treasury bills are paying over 5%, but our stock market is booming like never before!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the diamond-hungry miner who accidentally stumbled upon a secret vault filled with enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds this vault will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Creeper, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian but always ends up blowing himself up instead. And let’s not forget about Karen the Ender Dragon, who is constantly demanding to speak to the manager of the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest economy, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the blocky world of Minecraft!

IcePackRage Minecraft Server

ableism, Accountability, Ankle Injury, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, friendship, frozen vegetables, icepack, IcePackRage, inconsiderate, knee injury, Meltdown, Minecraft, overreaction, pain management, physical therapy, roommate, self-care, selfish behavior, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!