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🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠
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Server IP play.shaded.gg
Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
Overview
Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉
Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥
Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:
- 🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
- 🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
- ⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
- 🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
- 🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
- 🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
- 🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!
Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀
FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.
Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?
A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.
Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?
A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.
Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?
A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!
Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?
A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.
Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?
A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.
Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖
- Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
- Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
- Vote: Vote 🗳️
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New Server IP
SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server
Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Choice, consequences, dark lord, dark souls, decision, endings, Epic, FANTASY, first flame, Frampt, Gaming, Immersive, Kaathe, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, Server, SoulfulEnds, Storyline, video games
Are you tired of getting jewd by creepy snake dudes in Dark Souls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can choose whatever ending you want without getting jewd by anyone! Whether you want to link the first flame or become the dark lord, the only thing getting jewd here is the creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us and experience a world where your decisions actually matter (unlike in Dark Souls, where you’re just a puppet for those sneaky serpents). So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

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CraftyMine Minecraft Server
Appearances, attracting mates, biological imperative, CraftyMine, evolutionary psychology, Family Values, genetic legacy, having kids, Human Behavior, materialism, mating rituals, Minecraft, moral codes, natural selection, obsession with money, passing on genes, self-preservation, Server, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, status symbols, survival instincts
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.
Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

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VehicleVibesMC
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like adults and let you do whatever you want with your virtual trucks! Just like the OP’s parents, we won’t hold you back from selling your vehicles for a profit.
Join us for some epic adventures and crazy deals, just like the ones in this story. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Jeep Patriot loaded with goodies that you can sell for a sweet profit to upgrade to a virtual Bronco.
But beware, not everyone will be as generous as the OP. Some players might try to make contracts with you to ensure they get their virtual trucks back for just $1! Will you take the deal or go rogue like the OP and sell your truck for a hefty sum?
So come on over to our server and experience the drama, the deals, and the virtual vehicles that will make you question your loyalty to your in-game family. Who needs a 12-year-old Kia shitbox when you can drive a virtual Bronco? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

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ScentCrafters: Taste the Strange!
bizarre scents, eccentric tastes, favorite flavors, favorite scents, favorite smells, favorite tastes, odd food preferences, odd taste, peculiar flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky tastes, ScentCrafters, strange, strange aroma, strange odors, Taste, unique smells, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, unusual fragrances, unusual scents, weird smell, weird taste
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and taste like old socks? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of deliciousness in your face! Join us if you want to experience the intoxicating aroma of freshly baked cookies mixed with the taste of victory and glory. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and indulge in the weird smells and tastes that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

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KrautHealer Minecraft Server
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join our epic minecraft server where you can be a german combat medic serving in ukraine and NOT get sentenced to death!!! instead, you can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and have epic battles with other players in a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our server has the most epic mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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SledgehammerCraft
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lol come join our minecraft server where we behead stalin busts with sledgehammers for fun! it’s like a virtual russian park but with more chaos and explosions. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem as we take down historical statues in the most ridiculous ways possible. who needs history when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity!

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New Server IP
WaffleCraft: Pancake Edition
Breakfast, breakfast foods, Cooking, cooking equipment, Culinary, Edition, Food, humor, irony, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, kitchen humor, Kitchen Tools, kitchen utensils, kitchenware, pancake, PANCAKES, waffle iron, WaffleCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own waffle iron dat makes PANCAKES. yep, u heard it right. forget bout boring old waffles, we got u covered with sum delish pancakes straight outta ur waffle iron. plus, u can ride dragons dat fart rainbows and shoot out glitter. who needs boring old horses when u can fly on a rainbow-farting dragon? come join da fun and let ur imagination run wild. u won’t regret it, promise.

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New Server IP

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Evil Days: Where chaos reigns and vanilla is just a flavor

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Server Name	days are evil
Server Type	Semi Vanilla Anarchy
Rules	No rules, but no lag machines
Allowed Activities	Hack, cheat, steal, grief, team up or play solo
Description	Do anything you would on a singleplayer world, but with the risk of being killed by others
IP	54.39.246.137:25565
Game Version	1.19.4

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks on this server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on this server.

Q: What happens if I try to lag the server with lag machines?

A: Action will be taken against players trying to lag the server with lag machines.

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed on this server.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, you can team up with other players or choose to play solo.

Q: Is there any protection for my builds?

A: There are no protections for builds on this server, so be cautious.

MemeLord’s Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make any sense? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!).
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron claw (literally, he has a diamond claw that he uses to peck at unsuspecting players). Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon (who is actually just a misunderstood softie once you get to know him).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

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Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks on this server?

Q: What happens if I try to lag the server with lag machines?

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

Q: Can I team up with other players?

Q: Is there any protection for my builds?