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NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6356	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Towns Built:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Votes:	6109
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Dragon Eggs Found:	8722

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Potions Brewed:	94	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	518	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!