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ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Dragons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	801021	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4893	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Potions Brewed:	54
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Tribes LOLz

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	4009	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	10

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!