Explore a world where every block is a potential cocksleeve waiting to be conquered.
Build your own cum bucket empire and see how many creampies you can collect in a single day.
No pornstars allowed, only real-life cum guzzlers looking for a good time.
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and your own sanity.
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. he flew around the server, spreading joy and bacon wherever he went. but den, a group of evil chickens tried to take over the server. but don’t worry, cuz u can help defeat them and save the day!
also, did u kno dat on dis server, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? it’s true! and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie who will follow u around and do ur bidding.
so come on, what r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and let the craziness begin!
imagine a world where the ceo of a big company can’t buy a diamond sword because the janitor is making more money than them. it’s pure chaos, but in a hilarious way!
come join us and watch as the ceos try to sneakily mine for diamonds without getting caught by the server admins. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with pickaxes and creepers.
plus, we have a special event every week where the ceo with the most diamonds has to dress up as a chicken and run around the server for an hour. trust me, it’s a sight to see.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server where the ceos are kept in check and the laughs never stop!
VoxelVerse is a Dutch server with a nice SMP. In this SMP we process a unique story and organize live events that are also streamed!
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best minecraft server PvP Survival join and enjoy our minecraft server AT is almost always online The quality of the server is top notch So what are you waiting for?
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Payouts ๐ฐWeโre excited to announce our payout distribution for the top players in our community:
Voting Top Payouts: $300 in store credit
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. Join them in their quest for world domination and maybe they’ll teach you their ways.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who only accepts diamonds as payment for safe passage? Better start mining, because you’ll need all the bling you can get to survive in this crazy world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wind of change like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens โ they’re always plotting something…
๐ The map is so huge, it takes 10 days to walk from one end to the other! And that’s without any snacks breaks!
๐ We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers throw parties instead of exploding!
๐ฆ You can find a rare unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a rainbow laser-shooting unicorn?
๐ฅ The PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack some extra snacks and maybe a fire extinguisher, just in case. ๐
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships and drama just like in the real world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server?
So come on, join us and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and excitement! Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional.
Welcome to Craftway, your ultimate Minecraft server experience!
Craftway offers a diverse array of thrilling game modes to suit all types of players. Whether you’re looking to test your survival skills, engage in epic PvP battles, or build your empire, Craftway has something for everyone. Hereโs a quick overview of what you can expect:
Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and expand into a sprawling aerial base, complete with challenges and resource management.
Custom Item KitPvP: Dive into action-packed PvP battles with unique kits featuring custom items that add a fresh twist to combat.
Survival SMP: Join a community of like-minded players in a survival mode that emphasizes collaborative gameplay and creativity in a more natural Minecraft setting.
Prisons: Work your way through the ranks in the prison system by mining and completing tasks while navigating the perilous social hierarchy of fellow inmates.
Factions: Team up with friends to form a faction, claim lands, build bases, and dominate the landscape in both economics and military might.
With regular updates, community events, and a vibrant community, Craftway ensures that your adventure keeps evolving. Whether youโre a builder, fighter, or strategist, Craftway is the place to be. Join us and forge your path, make new friends, and claim your fame in one of the most welcoming communities out there!
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