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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8403 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 120 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8740 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
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So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!