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CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
New Chunks Explored:	18025	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Towns Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	245	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Animals Bred:	47
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Dimension Hops:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Votes:	1153	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!