Explore a world where every block is a potential cocksleeve waiting to be conquered.
Build your own cum bucket empire and see how many creampies you can collect in a single day.
No pornstars allowed, only real-life cum guzzlers looking for a good time.
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and your own sanity.
Our server is the perfect place for players with “useless” skills that always seem to save the day. Need to build a bridge out of random blocks you found in a chest? No problem! Accidentally create a secret underground base while trying to dig straight down? We’ve all been there.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where your seemingly useless skills will shine brighter than a diamond sword enchanted with Unbreaking III. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for taming creepers or befriending Endermen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your unique skills in the most hilarious way possible!
imagine ridin a pig with a diamond helmet while shootin fireballs at creepers. yea, dat’s just a regular tuesday on dis server.
we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombies to get in. but once u do, oh boy, u gonna be rollin in diamonds and emeralds.
oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava? yea, it’s insane. u gotta have quick reflexes to survive, but if u do, u’ll be the talk of the server.
so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let the craziness begin. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the server.
| Server Type | Vanilla Minecraft |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Age restriction | 18 and up only |
To join the server, please join the Discord server at the following link: https://discord.gg/6nB9QpCs. Details on how to join will be provided there.
No, the server is vanilla Minecraft.
Details on server rules will be provided on the Discord server.
Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land where pigs could fly (literally, we have flying pigs). They battled giant spiders, built epic castles, and even tamed a dragon (okay, maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays “All Star” by Smash Mouth every time you swing it. Plus, our community is so awesome, they once threw a disco party in the Nether and invited all the zombie pigmen to boogie down with them.
So why waste your time with Skyward Sword when you could be having the time of your virtual life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the fun begin!
– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!
Imagine a world where your virtual neighbors give away free items, only to come back later and accuse you of being a scammer for selling them. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of chaos in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our neighborhood Facebook group is filled with outrageous stories and drama, from accusations of being unneighborly to heated debates about the ethics of selling free items. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous neighborhood shenanigans in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual drama that rivals real life!
Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party cave. But wait, there’s more!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare loot in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Village, where rainbow-colored sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who can find their pot of gold.
So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally legit Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
iran is tryna hack into our server, but don’t worry, we got top-notch security to keep them out. u can join our server and help us take down these cyber villains. be a hero in the digital world, fight for justice and freedom!
plus, u get to hang out with trump, biden, and harris in the virtual world. imagine the banter and drama that goes down in our server! u don’t wanna miss out on all the action and excitement. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!
