I mean, who wouldn’t want to experience the mind-bending chaos of a world where up is down, left is right, and nenes are chinks?
Join now for a trip into the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows in this topsy-turvy world of chinks and nenes!
We got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with excitement!
Join us and you’ll be like, “Whoa, I didn’t even know this shit was going on in Minecraft!”
Don’t be left in the past, join our server and experience the ultimate mind-blowing adventure!
We’ve seen players drunk on the power of a single block of dirt, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Imagine what you could do with just a torch or a piece of cobblestone!
Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of a single block? Let’s get drunk on power together!
imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Active Players | 10-15 |
| Dragon Fight | Upcoming in about an hour |
| Server Age | Newly released |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can find the server IP and connection information on our Discord server. |
| Is there a whitelist for the server? | Yes, you will need to be whitelisted to join. Please contact an admin or moderator for access. |
| Are there any server rules? | Yes, please refer to the server rules channel on Discord for a list of guidelines and expectations. |
| Can I join the dragon fight even if I’m new? | Yes, all players are welcome to participate in server events regardless of experience level. |
Imagine building your own crib next to a pixelated version of Kim Kardashian’s mansion. You can even have tea parties with Steve from Minecraft and Justin Bieber. It’s like a virtual Hollywood, but with creepers and zombies lurking around every corner.
And don’t even get me started on the mini-games! We’ve got a game where you have to outrun a stampede of screaming fangirls chasing after One Direction. It’s pure chaos and pure fun, my dudes.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Aw shit, here we go again!”
Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time without any judgment. Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just looking to try something new, we’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about peer pressure – we believe in making your own choices and having a blast while doing it.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a beach bonfire with your SIL and friends, laughing the night away. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being “too ghetto” – we embrace all walks of life and celebrate diversity in all its forms.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for a wild ride on our outrageous Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with a creeper face instead of a person). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!