I mean, who wouldn’t want to experience the mind-bending chaos of a world where up is down, left is right, and nenes are chinks?
Join now for a trip into the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows in this topsy-turvy world of chinks and nenes!
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our in-game events that will blow your mind. We’ve got a Dragon Quest Collab that will have you battling golems in the hills until June 20th. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – you’ll be swimming in treasure until June 24th!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Yo-kai Watch event re-run that will have you hunting down spirits until version 7.0? Or our PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like a true warrior until version 7.0 as well?
But the real reason to join our server? The meetups, of course! From movie nights to gaming tournaments, we’ve got it all. Join us for a liveletter meetup, a big trouble in little China movie night, or even a Mario Party Salty Bet showdown. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created and let the fun begin!
We’ve got pregnant players who walk slower than a turtle, husbands who pull ahead without looking back, and wives who get mad over the tiniest things. But hey, who needs a beach when you can have all this excitement in-game?
So come join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your virtual spouse will trip and fall while you’re off exploring. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your relationship status. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears sunglasses and drops disco balls instead of experience points.
Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct a castle made entirely out of cake or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t worry about griefers, our mods are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting to protect your creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!
And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Server Type | Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.20.4 |
| Plugins | Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator |
| Launch Date | 23 March 2024 |
– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO
– Events and minigames
– Permanent Map with no resets
– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator
The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.
Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).
Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary MILF whose tits and ass are the talk of the town. Want to see her in all her blocky glory? Then come on down and join the fun!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?