| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4529 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 164 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2515 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 8472 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 619 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 885 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9901 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7865 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 2774 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 182 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Votes: | 5890 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2460 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3742 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8897 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
