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SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, covert operation, Enigma, hidden, Hidden Truth, Mystery, Private, secret society, SecretCraft, shhhhhhhh, top secret, undisclosed, undisclosed information., unknown, unrevealed, world’s best kept secret

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	515	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	241
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	92
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	10

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	7229	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	6727	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	545680
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, empowerment, encouragement, Experience, guidance, inspiration, learning, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, success, Support, wisdom

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Animals Bred:	181
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	876
Undead Armies Raised:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! The best piece of advice we can give you is to join our server and let the madness begin.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness that they couldn’t help but stay and explore all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks, and participating in epic dance parties with other players. The best part? You never know what outrageous adventure awaits you next! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

CraftingLoseIt

Ability, autocorrect, common mistakes, Communication, CraftingLoseIt, education, English language, grammar, homophones, Language, language evolution, language trends, learning, Literacy, LOSE, misspelling, MISTAKES, orthography, Spelling, vocabulary, writing skills

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a laugh while building your blocky empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Llama King and the mischievous Chicken Overlord as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas and ride into battle on their fluffy backs, or will you align yourself with the chickens and peck your way to victory?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Spelling Bee Dungeon, where players must correctly spell words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in order to unlock rare treasures. Can you outspell the spelling bee and claim your reward?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about it! Just remember, if you can’t handle the craziness, you might just…loose your mind.

CraftyMissileLaunch

ballistic missile, Conflict, CraftyMissileLaunch, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, East Coast, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military capabilities, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, provocation, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, south korea, Tension, united nations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life like north korea launching missiles and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. build a house made entirely of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want that? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the creepers take over the world!

4D Power Players

4D beings, advanced civilizations, advanced intelligence, Alternate Realities, cosmic entities, existential questions, extraterrestrial beings, higher consciousness, higher dimensions, hypothetical scenarios, mind-bending concepts, multidimensional beings, parallel universes, Players, power, Powerscaling, Quantum Mechanics, science fiction, speculative science, theoretical physics, theoretical speculation, time manipulation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	76
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

join this epic minecraft server where 4D beings are the admins and they will powerscale you into oblivion! 🤯

imagine building your dream castle only to have it crushed by a giant 4D being who just wanted to say hi! 😂

our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know the 4D beings will just respawn them with a snap of their fingers! 💥

come join us and experience the chaos of a minecraft world ruled by beings beyond our comprehension. just make sure to pack some extra blocks, you never know when a 4D being might decide to rearrange your entire base for fun! 🏰🔮

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have evolved into 4D super chickens! 🐔✨