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CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

blog, bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Creators Leaks, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Other 4chan Servers, Previous thread, Ready Up, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, Summer Grilling Edition, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Animals Bred:	176
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Summer Grilling Edition update is live, where you can cook up some delicious virtual BBQ while battling it out with your friends. Our Bug and Desk Engineer fixes will ensure that your gameplay experience is smoother than a baby’s bottom.

Join us for the 7th Comic event, where we’ll be working on creating the most hilarious and action-packed storyline you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Our Official Sites will keep you updated on all the latest news and events, so you never miss out on the fun.

Frag with /tf2g/ every Friday and Saturday afternoon, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless. Our Official Server in the EU is the place to be for all your fragging needs. But wait, there’s more! Join our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata for even more outrageous adventures.

Check out our resources for FAQs, mods, loadouts, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and even leaks from our creators. And don’t forget to read tf2g’s Guide to Heavy for some pro tips on dominating the battlefield.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the most wild and wacky gameplay you’ve ever seen. See you online, adventurer!

AlphaZapCraft

alphabet, alphabet exploration, AlphaZapCraft, color, color challenge, creativity, imagination, imagination challenge, Language, Letters, linguistic creativity, linguistic imagination, linguistics, phonetic exploration, phonetics, Sound, SOUNDS, unique letter, Unique Sound, unseen color

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, explore a world where every block is a different letter of the alphabet. yea, i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more! each block makes a different sound when you break it, like, whoosh or bloop or even meow.

but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

YumiDex Grief Server Minecraft Server

banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, grief server, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Uralpassport, YumiDex

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

The owner of the server «YumiDex Grief Server» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.funnydex.ru

NailArmor Minecraft Server

Combat, combat gear, Defense, Fighting Techniques, fingernail armor, hand to hand combat, Martial Arts, Minecraft, nail care, nail enhancements, nail maintenance, nail protection, nail strength, NailArmor, Protection, self defense, Server, tactical accessories, tactical advantage, tactical advantage analysis, tactical equipment, tactical gear, WEAPONRY

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Votes:	1340	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of getting attacked by mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we offer the revolutionary fingernail armor! That’s right, simply grow out your nails and use them as your ultimate defense against any enemy. Trust us, no creeper stands a chance against your sharp manicure.

Join our server now and experience the thrill of battling it out with your trusty fingernail armor. Who needs diamond armor when you have this cutting-edge technology at your fingertips? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is terrified of a well-manicured hand, so you’ll be unstoppable in the ultimate boss fight.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your killer nails while dominating the Minecraft world like never before!

MineMotivation Minecraft Server

#youtube, Achieve, AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, empowerment, encouragement, goals, inspiration, Inspiration Music, mindset, Minecraft, MineMotivation, motivated, motivational, motivational video, Music, personal growth, Positive, self improvement, Server, Succeed, success

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it, whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this clucking jackpot?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Get your groove on with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds for the DJ.

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava! Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through fiery loops and twists, all while dodging ghasts and magma cubes. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart pumping (and your armor melting).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

WifeRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apology, Balls, Boundaries, clit, Communication, Conflict, confusion, dog, Double Standard, humor, inappropriate, JOKE, Minecraft, Offense, relationship, resolution, sensitivity, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, WifeRoast

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your wild side? Join us for a server filled with outrageous jokes and crazy banter! Just like the time I joked about my wife’s clit and she didn’t find it funny (oops). But hey, we’re all about pushing boundaries and having a laugh here! So if you’re ready for some insane stories and non-stop fun, join us now! Just remember, maybe leave the ball-biting jokes to the dogs.

PickySisNoMealChangeLOL

Argument, braised pork, Cooking, Demand, family, grilled cheese, homemade, ingredients, lime tacos, Meal, nutrition, personal chef, picky eater, PickySisNoMealChangeLOL, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Salsa, stepsister, strawberry fresca, Upset

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being treated like a personal chef for picky eaters in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your culinary creations are appreciated and celebrated! No more dramatic sighs or demands for second (or third) meals – just pure cooking freedom!

On our server, you can whip up the most outrageous dishes imaginable, from pixelated braised pork and lime tacos to virtual strawberry Fresca drinks. And the best part? No one will judge your creations or demand a grilled cheese instead. Let your creativity run wild in our food-loving community!

So say goodbye to mealtime drama and hello to a world where your cooking skills are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let your culinary adventures begin!

2025Craft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 2025Craft, aspirations, collaboration, community involvement, Development, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, feelings, future projects, goals, growth, impact assessment, innovation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Opinions, Participation, progress, Project 2025, Server, strategic vision, Technology, vision implementation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2670	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server! Project 2025 is not your average Minecraft experience – it’s a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Project 2025 and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Want to build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like taming a dragon and riding it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret underground lair filled with untold riches and epic loot. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your rightful place as the ruler of Project 2025?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreepyCraft: Childhood Flashbacks

Childhood, childhood memories, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, flashback, Flashbacks, Ghostly, Haunting, Horror, Mysterious, Nostalgia, Paranormal, spooky, strange, Supernatural, Traumatic, unexplained, unforgettable, unsettling, vivid

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Remember that time you were playing hide and seek with your friends in the dark forest and you swore you saw a pair of glowing eyes watching you from behind a tree? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 on our Minecraft server!

Join us if you dare for a server experience that will have you questioning reality. Our world is filled with haunted mansions, cursed temples, and spooky caves just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of creepy creatures you might encounter along the way?

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or hiding under your blanket), look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring a nightlight…you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

CraftyCarbonFun

#sustainability, ai, Artificial Intelligence, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate change, corporate sustainability, CraftyCarbonFun, data centers, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, GOOGLE, greenhouse gas emissions, long tail tags, renewable energy, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	968083	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GOOGLE BUT BETTER CUZ WE DON’T MAKE THE PLANET SAD WITH OUR GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS. JOIN US AND HELP SAVE THE EARTH BY BUILDING EPIC MINECRAFT STRUCTURES INSTEAD. PLUS, OUR AI IS SO SMART IT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK LLAMA. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. LLAMA. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND ECO-FRIENDLY SHENANIGANS.

StarfishIncestCraft

Animal Behavior, asexual reproduction, biology, Cloning, Ethics, evolutionary biology, Incest, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine research, marine science, Masturbation, philosophical questions, Regeneration, Reproduction, starfish, StarfishIncestCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	1395	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	3092	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!