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DieCraftControl

Autonomy, Bodies, Consciousness, control, death, destiny, die on command, DieCraftControl, existentialism, fate, free will, Human nature, Life, life choices, mortality, mortality control, power, SELF AWARENESS, self-control

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	4833	Void Armor Forged:	10

join this cray cray minecraft server where u can die on command!!! u can respawn as many times as u want, it’s like a never-ending game of whack-a-mole but with ur own life!!! u can test out all the different ways u can die in minecraft, from falling off a cliff to getting blown up by a creeper. and if u get bored of dying, u can always just build a giant statue of urself to remind everyone of ur awesomeness. so come on down to this server and let the dying begin!!!

NightVisionCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8850	Mines Excavated:	2565
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	191
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server where melatonin is the key to winning battles and building the most epic structures! forget diamonds, melatonin is where it’s at!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the power of a well-rested mind! melatonin will give you super strength and make you the ultimate warrior in the game.

plus, melatonin will also help you see better in the dark caves and dungeons, preventing age-related macular degeneration and keeping your eyes sharp for all those pixelated adventures.

so come join us on our melatonin-powered minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing gameplay ever! who needs diamonds when you have melatonin on your side?

MexiCraft Server: El Presidente

MexiCraft, PRESIDENTE, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server’s newest member – the president of Mexico!

Yes, you heard that right. The president of Mexico decided to take a break from running a country and join our Minecraft server instead. Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist!

Join us and you might just find yourself building a taco stand next to the president, or going on a quest to find the lost city of El Dorito. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, don’t miss out on the chance to play Minecraft with the president of Mexico. Who knows, maybe he’ll even build a wall around your base to keep the creepers out!

AnimeFusion Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Series, AnimeFusion, Basic, beautiful way, Captivating, Childhood, childish innocence, dragon ball, Enjoyable, gripping storyline, Innocence, lighthearted, long tail, MERGE, Minecraft, original, original Dragon Ball, playfully childlike, protag, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Potions Brewed:	159
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	844
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	189
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring, basic anime servers that just don’t hit the mark? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like the original Dragon Ball of the gaming world! Join us for a wild ride filled with childish innocence, action-packed adventures, and a storyline so gripping, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start a dance party right in front of you. That’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa lessons and is ready to show off her moves in the next update.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft community around? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StepBroSquad vs. ParentalUnits

acceptance, adoption, anger, Communication, Conflict, emotions, family, Honesty, Identity, love, ParentalUnits, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, StepBroSquad, Stepbrother, Support, Therapy, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	695569	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures and drama-filled plots that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have secret family revelations that will make your head spin! Just like finding out you were adopted by a stepparent and not actually siblings with your stepbrother. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in Minecraft?

Join us for therapy sessions where you can work through your family issues just like our players do. Will you choose to stick with your Minecraft family or will you follow in your stepbrother’s footsteps and move out to find your true family? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a happy normal family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft family instead? Let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Join us today and let the chaos begin!

NoseyCraft Minecraft Server

Character, consequences, Deception, fable, fairy tale, fib, Honesty, hypothetical, lying.., MAGICAL, Minecraft, moral, nose growing, NoseyCraft, Paradox, pinocchio, puppet, Server, Story, tall tale, Truth, wooden boy, wooden puppet

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

BlockyBootyCraft

adult entertainment, aggressive behavior, BlockyBootyCraft, common, degradation, dehumanizing, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, fake moaning, fetish, harmful stereotypes, instant turn off, lack of consent, objectification, pornography, sexual content, taboo, turn off, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic, violence

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	996258
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old blocky landscapes and want to explore a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you rolling around the server as a giant wedge of cheddar!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

MirageCraft: French Flyer Frenzy

aerial combat, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, european union, FLYER, France, French, Frenzy, international relations, jets, Military, military technology, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Pilots, SECURITY, Training, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, liek, u kno how ukraine is all liek “we need sum jets to fly around in and look cool”? well, france is all liek “yo, we got u fam, we gonna hook u up with sum mirage-2000 jets and even train ur pilots to fly dem like pros”.

imagine ukraine pilots zooming around in these sick jets, doin flips and loops in the sky, all thanks to france being the real mvp.

so, if u wanna be part of this epic alliance and show off ur sick flying skills, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got jets, we got pilots, we got it all. come fly with us and be a part of history in the making.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that has jets in minecraft? it’s like the coolest thing ever. so come join us and let’s soar to new heights together.

RoseCraft: ThornCounters

attitude, beauty, Challenges, Contrast, counting thorns, dichotomy, different views, Flowers, mindfulness, Nature, Negativity, Observation, optimism, Perception, perspective, pessimism, positivity, RoseCraft, roses, smelling roses, ThornCounters, thorns

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Towns Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the roses smell like bacon and the thorns are made of chocolate! 🌹🥓🍫

we have a secret underground city where llamas ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. 🕶️🐔

our players have the power to shoot rainbows out of their fingertips and ride unicorns into battle. 🌈🦄

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and a diamond sword that sings show tunes. 🐉💎🎶

so what are you waiting for? come join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌🎮

Pixelated Synapse Server

brain capacity, brain research, brain strength, Connections, data assessment, data capacity, data storage, HD format, human brain, information capacity, information processing, information storage, memory capacity, movies, neuroscience, petabyte, pixelated, rat brain, research method, researchers, Server, synapse, Synapses

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Star Shards Collected:	287
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where your brain will EXPLODE with all the data we have stored in it! 🧠🤯 We got more movies than you can shake a pickaxe at, all in HD format! 🎥🔥

Our researchers have been working hard to assess the strength of synapses in our players’ brains, just like they did with those rats. And let me tell ya, our players’ synapses are STRONG, baby! 💪🐀

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a petabyte of data when you can have a whole MINECRAFT SERVER worth of information stored in your brain?! 🤣🎮 #BrainBlast #RatSynapseStrong