reacting to the fakest gamer Minecraft Servers

Neonheights

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

i’m not delusional. I know full well that even a perfect server will not force you to join every waking moment of your life. Despite this truth being known, I attempted to create an environment which at least rewards players who are willing to commit themselves to the grind. Free ranks, monthly goals, among other things will be rewarded to whoever wants to put in the work, with an established foundation in the form of years worth of community, integrations like a discord relay, and a firm commitment never to be P2W, will hopefully create an inviting atmosphere for you to join us.

nhs.lol

SkyChest – BEST GRIEF SERVER Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, fp help, Jobs, Magic, Pets, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Items Found:	1657
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

❤️✅❤️ BEST =UNIQUE= GRIF SERVER! DONAT CASE FOR EVERYONE: /FREE ❤️✅

Mc.SkyChest.Fun

MoCraft SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

oCraft SMP is a mostly-vanilla (McMMO and some quality of life plugins) 1.19 java server looking for new players of all ages. While we were originally a small server of close friends, we are looking to expand our Minecraft family to become the best community we can!

Our rules are simple: Treat others as you’d like to be treated; don’t be a jerk.

Features: Unbreakable Gear, Jobs and a player based economy, McMMO, Silk touch spawners, Armored Elytra, Epic Hoppers, Magic Carpet, and more!

Our Dynmap link is: 209.236.125.67:25566

mc.goheregaming.com

Unonics.eu

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to Unonics.eu! Unonics.eu is currently online in version 1.19. You are also welcome to play on our server. On Unonics.eu, Anarchy! Grief and destruction are allowed, after all we are on a PvP, freebuild, survival server. There are no real rules! We as admins/moderators do not intervene in the game and let everything run its course.

We offer you many different functions and plugins. These include, among others: /Sethome – with this command you can set a location to which you can teleport back at any time using /home. /tpa – to teleport you to other players. /msg – this command allows you to send private messages to other players. /vote – vote for us and you will receive a cookie

Our server Unonics.eu is unique, with a fun community. On our server the fun is at the forefront! If you have any suggestions for improvement, please feel free to let us know. So how does that sound to you? Just find out if this server is for you and join us!

Unonics.eu

Cloudcraft nordicsmp

Antigrief, Community, Economy, Land Claim, PvE, Pve Survival, Quests, Safe Survival, Survival, Team Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to CloudCraft! Tervetuloa CloudCraftiin! Velkommen til CloudCraft! We’re a small survival server, themed around the Nordic countries – where we value community above everything else.

Java: play.cloudcraft.fi Bedrock: bedrock.cloudcraft.fi (port 19132)

Discord: discord.gg/H8yrTtZQWh Instagram: @cloudcraftnordic

Our server is almost 8 years old: running from back in 2014, we know how to create a community and environment where friendship comes before everything else. We’re not a big server, and we’re going to keep it that way – a smaller playerbase means everyone knows each other, and everyone is friends!

We have a community full of native Nordic players, avid language-learners, and other people from all around the globe.

CloudCraft’s biomes are hand-made to feel like the real-life terrain in Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Åland and Greenland – one of the things that makes the server so comfy to be a part of! It feels just like home!

We’re not a pay-to-win server – most of the things you need to pay for on other servers are free to have on CloudCraft, without money or time: no PvP, keep-inventory, warps, unlimited homes, unlimited claim blocks and more!

We’re totally looking forward to greeting you with an extremely warm CC welcome. It might take a while to start blending in with everyone, but once you do, you’ve just found a small group of people who will love you as one of their own. See you soon! <3

PS. Our players only play during afternoon hours in Europe, and we’re mostly all kids and have school to go – if there’s nobody online, join our Discord so you can check when we hop on!

mc.cloudcraft.fi

WorldTheCraft.RU | DeadZ 1.12 Minecraft server

Cases, Cities, Shop

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

We invite you to the first DayZ server in the CIS without mods. We offer a unique gaming experience where you can experience the real apocalypse and survival in the zombie world. Our server runs on a custom plugin, which makes it special and unique.

Map 8000×8000 blocks, many interesting and beautiful locations, you can see it on the online map: http://map.worldthecraft.ru

You have never seen anything like this before, so join us and enjoy.

dayz.worldthecraft.ru

Antine

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Mines Excavated:	3161
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	537911	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Old school factions server on the Dosaga Minecraft Network. MCMMO enabled for long term progression. Upstanding active players may be recognized and invited to the whitelisted SMP server. More to come in the future to likely include skyblock and hunger games. Join the discord server for more information using https://discord.dosaga.com

mc.dosaga.com

FusionPvP

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

WELCOME TO FusionPvP!

A brand new hardcore pvp/survival server that is 1.7-1.19 compatible! Create a team with your friends and take over the server!

BEDROCK SUPPORT: IP: mc.fusionpvp.org Port: 25611

Build a base and fight for the top! Be careful! too many deaths will make your base raidable! -Watch out for moles! Be sure to only invite people you trust to your team! INSIDING IS ALLOWED!

mc.fusionpvp.org

Bcl craft 1.8 – 1.19

Bosses, challenge, Custom Bosses, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Rankup, Skyblock, Slimefun, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

BCL Craft

Brazilian server!

Server IP – bclcraft.casacam.net

Site: https://bclcraft.casacam.net/home

Discord: https://discord.gg/Rurk6GRQYk

We hope everyone likes it!

The server was developed with a lot of dedication!

1.8 a 1.19

TAGS:

SkyBlock, Caveblock, AcidIsland, Survival, RankUp, Prison, McMMO, Events, Farms, PvP, PvE, Mines, Boxes and more…

bclcraft.casacam.net

Beemo.fun Techno-Magic uid server Minecraft

Magic, Starter Kit

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Minecraft version: 1.7.10

Card size:

-Normal world: Radius 5000 blocks

-Nether: Radius 2000 blocks

Peculiarities:

– Protection of newcomers from PvP for 7 days

– No wipes

– Regeneration of worlds once every 30-60 days, deleting only abandoned privates

– Twilight forest wipe automatically on the 1st and 15th of the month

– Server restart once a day at 5:00 (UTC+2:00)

Server launch date: February 1, 2015