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reacting to the fakest gamer Minecraft Servers

  • StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader

    StareCraft SMP – Mind Reader
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9575
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2830 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Animals Bred: 49 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most advanced technology that allows us to sense when someone is looking at you in the game! That’s right, no more sneaky players trying to sneak up on you without you knowing. Our special plugin will make sure you always have eyes on the back of your blocky head.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a squad of dancing chickens. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive with the treasure.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that combines high-tech surveillance with dancing chicken guards? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MindBlownCraft

    MindBlownCraft
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 459
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2960
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Runes Activated: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5039 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Villages Defended: 19
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated block building? That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they are the architects of our virtual world!

    Join our server and witness the epic llama battles that take place every Tuesday at high noon. These llamas don’t mess around when it comes to defending their territory from pesky creepers and zombies. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even be chosen as an honorary llama rider and get to soar through the skies on a majestic flying llama!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are experts in stealth and sabotage. They will challenge you to epic parkour races through treacherous lava-filled caves and ancient temples, all in the name of chicken supremacy.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wild world of llamas and ninja chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperCave

    CraftyCreeperCave
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8905
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 452
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well come join our server where things are always crazy and unpredictable! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

    join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of ultimate minecraft champion!

    our community is filled with hilarious memes, ridiculous pranks, and non-stop laughter. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most outrageous minecraft server on the internet!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Marthia Nations: Where factions and vanilla collide in a deliciously chaotic mess!

    Marthia Nations: Where factions and vanilla collide in a deliciously chaotic mess!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 8909
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1212 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Marthia Nations
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    Description Looking to build a server-wide empire? A moving fighter jet? Maybe just a small town? Marthia can offer it all. An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with the current world having been played on for three years. Marthia is as much a community as it is a semi-competitive Minecraft server, and we’d be happy to have you.
    Highlighted Plugins Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks

    FAQ

    1. How long has Marthia Nations been around?

    Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.

    2. How long has the current world been played on?

    The current world has been played on for three years.

    3. What type of server is Marthia Nations?

    Marthia Nations is an SMP turned Nations server with a focus on community and semi-competitive gameplay.

    4. What are some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations?

    Some highlighted plugins on Marthia Nations include Movecraft, Cannons, Brewery, and VanillaTweaks.

    5. How can I join Marthia Nations?

    You can join Marthia Nations by joining our Discord server at the link provided above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General

    Minecraft Server: /dng/ – Dueling Network General
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 4129
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels. But let me tell you, joining this server is like stepping into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with rainbow sheep and diamond trees. They built a house made entirely of cake and rode a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic.

    But that’s not all! Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties in the Nether, and even a rollercoaster that goes through the End dimension. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rollercoaster through the End.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • > New Demons Navigators Update Minecraft SMP

    > New Demons Navigators Update Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 8601
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we just got a brand new update that introduces demons as navigators! That’s right, forget about boring old compasses, now you can summon demons to guide you through the world. But be careful, they might lead you straight into a lava pit!

    Join us on this server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster that went through a maze of creepers, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon and ended up burning down half the village.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here! Just watch out for those demon navigators, they have a mind of their own.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4375
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 115
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. You’ll embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover it’s actually just a regular old sword with a funny mustache drawn on it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous drama llama, who will follow you around and narrate all of your in-game actions in a hilariously exaggerated voice. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a dancing llama as your sidekick?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HusbandlessGamerGirl

    HusbandlessGamerGirl
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 2923
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for privacy and comfort? Look no further! Join our server where you can curl up in a virtual bed with your virtual cats and bury yourself in virtual sweaters that smell like your virtual husband (RIP).

    Don’t worry about socializing with real people, our server is full of virtual kitties who will listen to all your stories about your virtual husband. And if you need a break from all the grief, you can always build a virtual shrine in his memory.

    So why join our server? Because sometimes, escaping to a virtual world is the best way to cope with the loss of a loved one. And hey, who needs real family when you have virtual cats, right? Join now and let the healing begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 2262
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, your dreams will never be the same again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LNGShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    LNGShadowCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9310
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Enchantments Applied: 81
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have a secret shadow fleet just like russia’s LNG! except instead of gas, we deliver pure minecraft fun straight to your brain!

    our deliveries may be delayed, but that’s just because our fleet is so mysterious and elusive. you never know when a shipment of diamonds or rare loot will appear at your doorstep!

    join now for the thrill of the chase and the excitement of never knowing what will come next. who needs gas when you have the power of minecraft at your fingertips? let’s sail away on the high seas of adventure together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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