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TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

Decision making, follow your intuition., gut feeling, inner guidance, inner knowing, inner voice, InstinctsIgnored, instinctual decision making, instinctual knowledge, instinctual response, instinctual understanding, instinctual wisdom, intuition, intuition is key, intuition is powerful, intuition over logic, listen to yourself, SELF AWARENESS, trust your instincts, trusting your gut, trusting yourself, TrustyCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	720239

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

bananacraft, Chronicles, cocaine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magic Items Found:	2456	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	414887	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

MeltedPolarAxisCraft

climate change, climate crisis, climate dynamics, climate science, climate study, Earth, Earth rotation, Earth’s Rotation, environmental impact, global warming, ice caps, internal dynamics, longer days, MeltedPolarAxisCraft, melting ice, planet, polar ice melting, scientific research, Shifting, spin axis, study

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9512
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity

FemCraft Minecraft Server

child development, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FemCraft, Feminization, gender acceptance, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Transgender

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing being feminized is the landscape! No need to worry about your son turning into a daughter here, unless you count the beautiful flowers blooming everywhere. Explore our server and build your own gender-neutral castle, where you can live out your wildest fantasies without any unwanted makeovers. So why wait? Join now and leave the gender drama behind!

CraftyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, student council, Urban

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Special Summer Mission where you’ll join the RABBIT SQUAD to solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp. Trust us, it’s shrimply the best!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Grand Assaults like ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with more pixelated fun! And don’t even get us started on the 2x Hards, Bounties, and Commissions – it’s like a virtual gold rush up in here!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and dancing villagers. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server

America, America’s Hitler, Beliefs, Candidate, controversy, CraftyVances, criticism, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, JD Vance, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, Presidency, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, vice president, vp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then join our Minecraft server, where JD Vance is not only the Vice President, but also the King of the Nether realm!

Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments

affirmation, appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCompliments, emotional intelligence, encouragement, friendship, genuine compliments, Kindness, Masculinity, Men, relationships, Respect, self esteem, sincerity, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ores Mined:	2839
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2916
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about giving compliments to your fellow players – on our server, you can tell a guy his pickaxe is looking extra shiny without him thinking you’re hitting on him. In fact, our players thrive on compliments like “Your creeper-slaying skills are out of this world” and “Your redstone contraptions are hotter than a lava lake.”

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The fun never stops on our server – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

PolandCraft Server: No Missiles Allowed!

Allowed, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military intervention, Missiles, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, political decision, potential threat, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7088	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Lol join our minecraft server cuz we got POLAND SHOOTING MISSILES AT RUSSIA vibes! like whoa, u never know what’s gonna happen next! maybe u’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile flies overhead, just adds to the excitement, ya know? come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

PixelWarriors: 13/15 Noobs Down, Indians for the Win!

Army, CASUALTIES, Condolences, Conflict, Dead, deployment, foreign nationals, Grief, Indians, International, investigation, Loss, military unit, mourning, News, non-Russians, Noobs, PixelWarriors, RETURN, soldiers, Tragedy, WIN

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, there was this military unit, right? And, like, 13 out of 15 non-Russians in the unit died! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’ll protect you from any crazy shenanigans like that. Plus, we got the best builds, the coolest mods, and the dankest memes. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!