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LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	849526	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Star Shards Collected:	280

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

66388973, adult content, ANONYMOUS, Buying, Community, discussion, Edition, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, forum, ftt, Intimacy, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Pleasure, relationships, schlickin, Server, sharing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

Adopted, adoption, BIRTHDAYS, Blood, Bond, brother, Dads, Employee, experiences, family, Father, holidays, IMPORTANCE, invalidating, Legal, NotSoSonny, only child, pressured, relationship, sibling, Situation, Son, squad

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!

AnnoyingAF Minecraft Server

aggravating language, aggravating sayings, annoying idioms, annoying phrases, annoying words, AnnoyingAF, bothersome language, bothersome phrases, frustrating sayings, frustrating words, grating language, irksome expressions, irritating cliches, irritating expressions, irritating pet peeves, irritating phrases, irritating sayings, Minecraft, most annoying phrase, Pet Peeves, Server, vexing phrases, vexing words

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	75	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you get blown up by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as bad at the game as you want and still have a blast building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your creations? That’s right, no more worrying about trolls ruining your hard work – our llama squad has got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to “git gud” at is having a good time.

Creeper Charm School

arrogance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Charm, Confidence, creeper, DATING, ENTITLEMENT, fashion, Girls, Grooming, guys, humor, hygiene, intelligence, Manners, misconceptions, Personality, Preferences, relationships, School, Unattractive

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	239	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the creepers are the only ones trying to slide into your DMs.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most talented llama architects in the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive in-game events. From llama rodeos to diamond scavenger hunts, we’ve got activities that will make you forget all about real life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a sneaky creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

FlexCraft: Black Sea Blunders

aggression, Black, Black sea, Blunders, Conflict, cover, Defense, Diplomacy, embarrassing losses, flex, FlexCraft, Geopolitical, international relations, Maritime, Military, naval capabilities, naval mission, power play, russia, sea, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, US official

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2854
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

lol u know what’s not embarrassing? joining our minecraft server! we got more action than russia’s navy, that’s for sure. come sail the high seas of blocks and show off your building skills. who needs a naval mission when you can conquer the virtual world with your friends? plus, we have secret treasure hidden all over the map – find it and become the richest player on the server. forget about real life drama, join us for some epic minecraft fun!

DickPicConfidenceCraft

10. Respect, 11. Communication, 12. Self-esteem, 13. Social media, 14. Dating etiquette, 15. Sexual harassment, 16. Personal boundaries, 17. Consent, 18. Online behavior, 19. Gender dynamics, 2. Confidence, 20. Body positivity., 3. Dick pics, 4. Sexting, 5. Online dating, 6. Relationships, 7. Masculinity, 8. Insecurity, 9. Boundaries, DickPicConfidenceCraft, Men

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, u know those dudes who send dck pics? yeah, they must be like super confident in their junk, amirite? well, if u wanna hang out with some real confident peeps, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got a whole bunch of players who are so confident in their building skills, they’ll build u a castle in like, 2 minutes flat. and don’t even get me started on the pvp battles – these guys are so confident in their fighting skills, they’ll take on a whole army of creepers with just their bare hands. so if u wanna be surrounded by some seriously confident gamers, then come join us on this server. trust me, it’ll be a dck-pic-sending good time.

PhoneZoneCraft

Attention, BELIEF, cognitive ability, cognitive function, cognitive performance, distraction, Focus, Impact, Mental, Myth, nearby, Performance, PhoneZoneCraft, research, Sight, Smartphone, smartphone effects, smartphone proximity, smartphone use, study, Technology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so like, u ever wonder if ur phone is like, making u dumber? well guess what, on our server, u don’t need to worry about that cuz we got u covered! our server is so lit that ur brain will actually grow bigger just by playing on it. like, we did a study and it showed that having ur phone near u doesn’t make u dumber, but playing on our server actually makes u smarter. it’s like magic, but with blocks and creepers. so come join us and watch ur brain expand like a balloon at a birthday party. u won’t regret it, trust me.