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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6267 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 98 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.