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CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6176	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	396516
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1698	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

PixelPrisonPanic

abuse of power, civil rights, excessive force, Greater Manchester Police, human rights violation, injustice, man left naked, misconduct, mistreatment, neglect in custody, PixelPrisonPanic, police abuse, police accountability, Police Brutality, police misconduct, police misconduct case, police misconduct investigation, police misconduct report, police negligence, prisoner rights, unlawful detention

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	192
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

FamilyCraft: Not Just for Myself!

AMBITION, Competition, Contestant, Dedication, Entertainment, family, Familycraft, goals, IMPORTANCE, motivation, personal growth, Priorities, reality tv, relationships, sacrifice, Self, self improvement, Show, success, television, VALUES

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u. like, imagine spittin rhymes with a llama named Llama Del Rey. also, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn creepers into cuddly kittens. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop any griefers tryna mess with ur builds. come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together, fam! 🐔💎🦙 #LlamaDelRey #CluckNorris #MinecraftMadness

MouseLife25%Longer

MouseLife25Longer

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	314
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can inject your mouse with some magic potion and make them live longer and disease-free? Like, what even is this madness, right? But hey, if you wanna have immortal mice running around your Minecraft world, then this is the place to be!

Join us and watch as your mice defy the laws of nature and live 25% longer than usual. Imagine the chaos of having these super mice ruling your server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. It’s like a Disney movie on steroids, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow everything up.

So come on, join the madness and experience the insanity of having immortal mice as your loyal companions in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have super mice running amok? It’s a whole new level of gaming that will leave you questioning your sanity. But hey, that’s half the fun, right? Let’s inject some mice and see what happens!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

Camping With a Fire Edition, Central Shroud, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Community, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Events, fight club, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Haukke Manor, In-game Events, Linkshells, Maduin, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Monthly Male Meetup, patch notes, Resources, sephirot, Server, Shirogane, Spooky Club HD, The Wolf of Wallstreet, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, XIV, xivg

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of laughs.

Patch Notes: Our latest update includes adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure.

In-game Events: Participate in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign and win exclusive in-game prizes.

Meetups: Join us for our monthly Male Meetup where we watch The Wolf of Wallstreet and Fight Club while discussing the latest Minecraft strategies. Don’t miss out on the Tural Thread Throwdown event at the Tuliyollal Instance – it’s going to be epic!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!