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LOL Cows Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, attractiveness, bald, Cows, decay, Entropy, generation, hair care, hair truthers, hairstyle, life saving, Locks, lol, lolcow life, lolcows, Minecraft, Peace, raw milk truthers, sensory assault, Server, social norms, society, Struggle, truthers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2594
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only social norm is to have the craziest hair possible! We believe in embracing the chaos and letting your locks run wild.

Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.

We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).

Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.

Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?

American Pizza Party Minecraft Server

American, american pizza, Cheese, crust, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Dinner, fast food, Food, homemade, Italian, lunch, Minecraft, Oven, Party, Pepperoni, pizza, Restaurant, Server, slice, Tasty, toppings

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Farms Harvested:	994
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	8406

Are you tired of boring old pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have American “pizza” that will blow your mind! Picture this: a block of cheese as the crust, topped with pixelated pepperoni and mushrooms. It’s a culinary masterpiece in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Pizza Challenge. Whoever can defeat the Ender Dragon while only eating pizza in-game wins a lifetime supply of virtual toppings!

Join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember, on our server, the only thing cheesier than the pizza is the jokes in chat!

The Blocky Booty Minecraft SMP

ass, blocky, BOOTY, chuuba, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! We have a secret underground chuuba wrestling ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the chuubas are fierce fighters and will stop at nothing to protect their title as the reigning champion!

If chuuba wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry, we also have a giant chicken coop where players can challenge each other to chicken jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty chicken steed into battle and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken jousting champion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Explore this strange world and uncover its secrets, but be warned, not everything is as it seems in the land of the dancing llamas!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to watch your back around those chuubas – they may be cute, but they pack a mean punch!

Texts4Days Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Texts4Days

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	2056	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of your dad snooping through your texts like a nosy neighbor peeking through the curtains? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your privacy is respected! Our server is like a digital fortress where no parent can invade your virtual space.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your dad barging in and criticizing your architectural choices. On our server, you are the master of your domain, free to roam and create without any parental interference.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual phone with unlimited texting, so you can chat with your friends in peace without fear of prying eyes. Say goodbye to dad’s intrusive behavior and hello to a Minecraft paradise where you can truly be yourself.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the freedom and fun you deserve. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not personal information!

WeddingSnubNoBabysit

babysit, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, exclusion, family, forgiveness, hurt, Invitation, Kids, parents, Petty, relationship, Resentment, Siblings, sister, Support, Understanding, Upset, Wedding, WeddingSnubNoBabysit

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping things intimate and exclusive just like a “small” wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and sibling rivalry – just like the story of a sister who didn’t invite her own flesh and blood to her wedding!

But fear not, for on our server, you can seek revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a giant statue of yourself towering over her wedding venue, or create a maze filled with traps and puzzles to symbolize the complexity of sibling relationships.

And if you ever need a break from all the family drama, you can always babysit some virtual kids on the server – because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have pixelated ones instead?

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

CoolJobSucksCraft

cool job, CoolJobSucksCraft, harsh reality All show, sucky reality Misleading job glamour Deceptive job appeal Glamorized job struggles Disappointing dream job Illusion of cool jobs Overrated career choices Unpleasant job expectations Glamorous facade

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly bit of diamond? Do you hate being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring old jobs like mining and farming. Here, you can become a professional chicken wrangler, rounding up those pesky cluckers and herding them into their pens like a boss. Or how about becoming a professional tree hugger, spending your days climbing to the top of giant oak trees and giving them a big ol’ bear hug?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to be a professional lava diver? Well now’s your chance! Dive into the fiery depths of our volcano biome and see if you can find the legendary diamond-encrusted obsidian blocks hidden within. Just watch out for the lava squids, they’re a real handful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old jobs when you can have this much fun?

Rich Toddler Royale

Behavior, BIAS, Caregivers, childhood development, classism, compassion, discrimination, early learning, Empathy, favoritism, helpfulness, poor people, positivity, Rich, rich people, Royale.., social hierarchy, Social Interaction, social psychology, societal influence, socioeconomic status, Toddler, toddlers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Votes:	6411
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!

What is the IP for Joe Knows Minecraft Server?

Joe, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4981	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Joe Knows is a seasoned marketing professional with over 10 years of experience in the industry. Known for his expertise in digital marketing, branding, and creative strategy, he has worked with a wide range of clients, from small businesses to Fortune 500 companies. Joe is a results-driven professional who is passionate about helping businesses grow and achieve their goals through innovative marketing solutions. In his free time, Joe enjoys staying active and exploring the great outdoors.

CraftTopia

1.12.x, 1.21.X, bank system, bedrock, Boss Pets, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, decoration, Economy, Elevators, Furniture, Home System, java, Magical Attacks, MCMMO, mobs, Mounts, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skill System, Store System, Survival, VIP system

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3828
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Available in Java and Bedrock versions 1.12.x-1.21.x On our server you will find a different RPG system. We have several new features!! – Skill System and Magical Attacks – Home System – Economy and Bank System – Store System and Elevators – Over 120+ New Mobs including Boss Pets and Mounts – VIP system – Cosmetics – Furniture for decoration – A GIANT RPG MAP focused only on PVP

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Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung Gridania Amphitheatre, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Famfrit Lavender Beds, Femezen, Femezen Supremacy, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, haruhi, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, presidential debate, Producer LIVE, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, Supremacy, The Rising, XIV

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Star Shards Collected:	293
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the Femezen Supremacy Edition! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden realm in Minecraft where the Femezen ruled supreme. These powerful beings were unlike anything they had ever seen before, with magical powers and a love for chaos. But instead of running away, the players decided to join forces with the Femezen and together, they conquered the Minecraft world like never before.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming meetups that will blow your mind. From presidential debates to spooky club gatherings, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Femezen Supremacy Edition. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

I USED TO RULE THE WORLD Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, command, Conquer, control, dictator, emperor, Global influence, govern, King, leadership, Master, Minecraft, power, Reign, rise to power, rule, rule of the world, Ruler, smp, Sovereign, SOVEREIGNTY, Supremacy, world, world domination

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and give out enchanted gear like it’s candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous creepers who have learned how to dance the Macarena and will only explode if you don’t join in. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Minecraft champion.

So if you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!