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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 294 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8216 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
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