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WeddingCraftVacayNoWay

aita, Boundaries, Break, caribbean, children, Conflict, discomfort, family, family dynamics, fancy hotel, honeymoon, Hotel, maid of honor, nieces, reception, Resentment, sister, vacation, Wedding, Wedding Night, WeddingCraftVacayNoWay

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	9113	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Animals Bred:	95
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the chaos of real life and focus on building your dream world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister booking a room next to yours without permission. In fact, you can build your own luxurious hotel and make sure no unwanted guests crash your honeymoon suite. Plus, there’s no need to worry about your mom tagging along on your romantic getaway – unless, of course, you want her to join in on the fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual bliss?

CraftyAdviceGuru

advice to abandon, advice to avoid, advice to challenge, advice to discard, advice to dismiss, advice to disregard, advice to forget, advice to ignore, advice to leave behind, advice to overlook, advice to question, advice to reconsider, advice to rethink, bad advice, common advice, CraftyAdviceGuru, misguided advice, terrible advice, unhelpful advice

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8522	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	259
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams!

So say goodbye to boring advice and hello to the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EmpathyCraft: Feelings Edition

autism, cognitive empathy, Communication, Edition, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, empathetic communication, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, feelings, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, neurotypical, research, sensory processing, social cues, Social Interaction, social perception, Social Skills, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5679	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have, like, a totally wild time in Minecraft. we got, like, insane builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes.

and get this, our community is, like, super inclusive and welcoming to everyone, no matter who you are or where you come from. we even have, like, special events and games just for our autistic players, because we believe in spreading love and positivity to everyone.

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, meet the wackiest players, and be a part of something truly special. trust us, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮 #minecraftmadness

Grass Stacks Up Down Under Survival Towny City – No Kangaroos Allowed!

Adventuring, Allowed, ars nouveu, building, Chipped, city, Community Building, Discord, Dungeons, Events, farmers delight, GRASS, Kangaroos, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, Progression, QoL mods, Socialising, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, stacks, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, Towny, Vanilla, Waystones, world-building

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+ individuals who are looking for a calm and mature server environment.
Gameplay	Offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with mods enhancing building and adventuring, as well as quality of life mods.
Commands	Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Features proximity voice chat for easier communication and emphasizes community and town building.
Server Life	Admins add scripted Dungeons and hold events for players to enjoy. Rewards and loot available for completing challenges.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	For application and more information, please visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
What mods are included in the server?	Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”, with additional quality of life mods.
Is the server new?	This season has been running since early April, 2024, and may have players at different levels of progression.
Is there a minimum age requirement?	While it’s preferred for players to be 18+, the server is mainly for mature individuals seeking a relaxed atmosphere.

HousewifeHaven Minecraft Server

anger, coping, Depressed, Despair, Frustration, home all day, hopelessness, HousewifeHaven, ISOLATION, killing myself, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, roommates, self-care, Server, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy, Unhappy, woman living

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Votes:	6552
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with a NEET who never leaves? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of your unwanted housemate by building your own virtual paradise. No more listening to her complain about her day or watching her binge-watch Netflix all day long. On our server, you can create your own world where the only annoying roommate is a creeper trying to blow up your house. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you are the master of your own domain. Join now and start building your dream home away from home!

SexSlaveSMP – Choose or Roll for your Minecraft SMP Slave

BDSM, bondage, choose, control, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, mistress, power play, Roleplay, Roll, sex slave, SexSlaveSMP, Slave, smp, sub, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can choose or roll for your very own sex slave! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, here you can have your very own virtual companion to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).

MotherInLawInvasionCraft

AITAH, alarm system, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family, family dynamics, Home Invasion, home security, house cleaning, in-laws, Intruders, Key access, mother-in-law, MotherInLawInvasionCraft, personal space, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, Respect, uninvited guests

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws lurking around your virtual house! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and most importantly, no unwanted visitors checking if your virtual house is clean enough for virtual babies.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life boundary violations and bizarre excuses. Say goodbye to worrying about sloth-like intruders and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any unwanted guests.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee you won’t find any mother-in-laws trying to invade your virtual space. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house possible? Join us now and let the fun begin!

SubmarineCraft: Taiwan’s Defense Dive

Defense, defense budget, defense investment, defense strategy, Dive, East Asia security, geopolitical tensions, maritime defense, military buildup, military modernization, military procurement, military technology, national security, naval deterrence, naval power, naval warfare, PLA attacks, regional stability, submarine fleet, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwans

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we build submarines to protect against possible attacks from the PLA! we got billions of blocks to spare, so why not join us and help build 7 more submarines to defend our virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so intense and strategic? join now and be a part of the craziest underwater battles you’ve ever seen!

MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid plaques, autoimmune diseases, battle, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, disease prevention, Edition, immune system, Medical research, MSvsAlzCraft, Multiple Sclerosis, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurology, Protective Effects, treatment strategies

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6260	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Towns Built:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5710

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze

Heal the Squad – Where even the creepers get a bandaid! EU edition

Address, backup, bandaid, Cheating, CREEPERS, Daily, Discord, Edition, Farming, Features, Food, Griefing, heal, Iron, Minecraft, Protection, Public, PvP, Server, Spawnkilling, squad, stealing, Tools, Vanilla, Worldguard

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Server Overview
No ranks / No economy / No shops / No TP
PVP is enabled
Rain is disabled
Starter kit on first login (iron tools and food)
Worldguard Protection for regulars
CHEATING/SPAWNKILLING will get you banned
Griefing/Stealing is allowed on unprotected area
Farming is allowed
Daily server backup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating or spawn killing will result in a ban.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing and stealing are allowed on unprotected areas.

What do I get in the starter kit?

The starter kit includes iron tools and food for your initial gameplay.

How can I protect my area on the server?

Regular players are provided with Worldguard Protection to protect their areas from griefing.

Is there a discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, our discord server is: https://discord.gg/ZUqV8N2Q93

What is the server address?

The server address is healthesquad.com